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Ariana Grande Might Have Already Moved On To Pete Davidson

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Earlier this month, Ariana Grande and rapper Mac Miller deleted their year and a half relationship from the celebrity couples server. Unfortunately for Mac, he’d barely begun to click the trashcan icon on all of their couple selfies before Bossip reported that Ariana’s already seeing someone else – ..

Open Post: Hosted By Fergie Riding The NYC Subway

8 years ago Lily Garner
Didn’t Mimi already pull this stunt? On Tuesday, a tropical storm hit the East Coast. Fergie Fergalicious had to get to the Paley Center Honors (she was presenting) and the Huffington Post reports that the storm caused the singer to take the subway (?). Was there a massive tsunami heading towards Ma..

Royal Wedding Open Post: Hosted By This Puppy Who Is Really Into It

8 years ago Fiona Watkins
Today is the day, everyone. Are you about as excited as that dog who looks like they’d rather be tossing a cat’s salad on a fireworks barge as Michael Vick blows a whistle in their ear? That dog may or may not be the one Meghan left in Canada who is filled to the top of his head with the potent sads..

Finally, The Damn Dress!

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
After what felt like centuries of fashion tricks and beyond trying to figure out who would design Meghan Markle’s wedding dress, we finally found out seconds after she stepped out of the car today. It wasn’t Stella McCartney. Or Ralph & Russo. Or Erdem. Or the ten million other designers whose name ..

Presenting The Duke And Duchess Of SuckItPeasants

8 years ago Lily Garner
Or maybe, their official royal title is: Duke and Duchess of SucksToBeYouWhores. I can’t remember which one THE QUEEN went with. I’m currently standing outside of a Best Buy waiting for the Geek Squad to open, and that could mean only one thing: I need to get my TV fixed because I charged at it, kn..

Heidi Klum And Tokio Hotel Guy Made Their Red Carpet Debut As A Couple

8 years ago Danielle Murray
When I first read that Heidi Klum was boning some Tokio Hotel guy I assumed he was a real estate dude with hotels in Tokyo and wondered if I’d been spelling Tokyo wrong my whole life. I did not expect that Heidi would be boning some youth from a boy band called Tokio Hotel! Now I know how my aunt fe..

Open Post: Hosted By “The Happytime Murders” Trailer

8 years ago Talia Irvine
To the best of my knowledge, Peter Jackson was the first director to attach a cock to a muppet. Back in the 90’s there was a really poorly rendered VHS tape of Meet The Feebles that was making the rounds and when it finally made it to our stoner den, the tape was worn so thin that you had to adjust ..

Jocelyn Wildenstein Has Filed For Bankruptcy

8 years ago Fiona Watkins
According to Page Six, 77-year-old Jocelyn Wildenstein has filed for Chapter 11. Apparently Jocelyn’s cash situation is as unfortunate as her love life (I bet you thought I was going to say her face, didn’t you). Jocelyn claims in her bankruptcy declaration that she’s got $0 in a Citibank account, ..