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Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
Grace Jones (70) Marshmello (26) Sam Smith (26) Eleanor Tomlinson (26) Eric Lloyd (32) Jon Kortajarena (33) Yo Gotti (37) Drew Fuller (38) Shooter Jennings (39) Kim Zolciak (40) Gail Simmons (42) Dario Franchitti (45) Amanda De Cadenet (46) Jenny Berggren (46) Alison Elliott (48) Jason Gray-Stanford..

Ritzy Brits Have Found A Way To Class Up A Molly Trip

8 years ago Danielle Murray
I’m sure classy broads like THE QUEEN, Martha Stewart and Dollar Tree Martha Stewart (aka Gwyneth Paltrow) spend their days figuring out an Emily Post-approved manner to pop MDMA and trip away the better part of an afternoon. While Madonna made an entire album that was supposed to make us think she ..

George And Amal Clooney Are Going To The Royal Wedding

8 years ago Talia Irvine
The clock tower is about to ring noon. There is an audible gasp from inside St. George’s Chapel. In walks a stunning creature dressed in thousands of dollars worth of custom couture. Guests can be heard whispering, “I can’t believe it” and “So gorgeous.” And then as they approach the soft light from..

Afternoon Crumbs

8 years ago Danielle Murray
Prince Hot Ginge graciously greeted the peasants outside of Windsor Castle on his last night as an unmarried man, and he came face-to-screaming face with a reporter who let out a shriek as her retinas were burned by his fiery hotness. And no, I’m not the reporter. I’m obviously the mic who is sprung..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
A post shared by Gina Liano-Star @RHOMelbourne (@ginaliano) on May 12, 2018 at 2:20am PDT Gina Liano (51) Spencer Breslin (26) Ryan Cooley (30) Alan Leech (37) Matt Long (38) Jack Johnson (44) Chantal Kreviazuk (44) Teresa Giudice (46) Tina Fey (48) Martika (49) Sandra (57) Chow Yun-Fat (63) George..

Bella Thorne Kindly Asks People To Stop Saying She’s On Crack

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t the only one having to explain their facial situation this week (oh that sounded gross, but it’s not like that). Except in Bella Thorne’s case, she’s demanding an apology instead of issuing one. Bella Thorne is 20 years old, and as anyone who has ever been an a..

Him?!?

8 years ago Talia Irvine
Meghan Markle met Prince Charles about 90 seconds ago (okay, eight months ago, if you picky bitches really want to get technical), but yet I guess she felt close enough to him to ask him to escort her to Prince Hot Ginge (read: she shrugged like, “okay“, when the royal family told her he was going t..