Keebler Elfin Loaves! The tagline for Keebler Elfin Loves was “Just Like My Used To Make!” I don’t know whose mom they’re talking about, because unless their Elfin Loves were actually a toasted hot dog bun covered with Parkay and garlic powder and served with some spaghetti, then they’re not talkin..

The Markle family continues to entertain…. Daddy Thomas Markle was among the members of the now Duchess’ family that were acting crazy before the big day. And by “acting crazy,” I mean “selling her ass out.” Dad seems to have changed his tune. He’s publicly called for the Markles to close their mout..

Is there anyone left in Hollywood who’s been the direct inspiration for a #MeToo hashtag that hasn’t been rounded up yet? I see you, James Woods! French film director and Captain America’s arch-nemesis Luc Besson gave us movies like The Fifth Element (“Multi-pass!“) and Lucy. He also allegedly gave ..

She should have announced this at a reception kicking off some sort of awareness campaign because, if true, that’s a serious problem and we need to strive for a cure. Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend, skivvies sniffer Amber Rose, thinks that her ex and President Trump share personalities and that Trump is..

No, the “Miley Cyrus” of squirrels isn’t Miley Cyrus thirsty for attention in a squirrel costume. It’s this actual squirrel contending with a Yankee Flipper in this video (via Mashable) set to her song “Wrecking Ball.” Exactly what is a Yankee Flipper? If you guessed “a move that J.Lo pulls on A-Rod..

True story: It was rainy and overcast in London today and just when everyone was about to sing (in their best Alanis Morissette voice), “It’s like raaaaaaaain on your wedding day,” to Meghan Markle, the clouds cleared, the sky turned blue and then sun came out when Oprah appeared! Oprah was one of ..

By popular demand… the breakout star of the royal wedding Bishop Michael Curry! Somewhere between my 16th nap and my 23rd nap of the royal wedding, Bishop Michael Curry, the first black presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church, gave a magnificently over-the-top sermon that covered love, slavery, lo..

Dirty diapers are a known killer of marriages. Child of celebrity and former reality TV moppet Jack Osbourne, 32, and his wife Lisa, 31, are divorcing. The Blast reports that Lisa filed on Friday and cited “irreconcilable differences” as the reason. At least she was gracious and didn’t just type “in..