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Only God Can Make Oprah Run For President

8 years ago Lily Garner
West Coasters, be on the lookout for a team of scientists wheeling a lightning machine up the road to make some fake sky pyrotechnics in the name of G-O-D outside Oprah’s Montecito mansion. Mama O says the only thing that will make her enter the hornet’s nest of presidential politics is if the man (..

Open Post: Hosted By A Quokka Getting A Face Massage From Humans At A Pub

8 years ago Lily Garner
Up until 4 minutes ago when I was looking for a cute animal video to counter the grossness here today (see: Ryan Seacrest’s existence and Kevin Smith’s dick, which strangely enough probably looks like Ryan Seacrest), I had no idea what a quokka was. A quokka may sound like the name for taking a caca..

Meghan Markle Came Out In Support The #MeToo And Time’s Up Movements

8 years ago Lily Garner
When Duchess Kate showed up to the BAFTAs last week, she made it very confusing for everyone wondering where she stood on the issue of the #MeToo and Time’s Up movements. The unofficial dress code was black, like the Golden Globes, but Duchess Kate wore green with a couple hints of black. She didn’t..

Taylor Swift Is Being Sneaky In Order To Keep Her Relationship on The DL

8 years ago Lily Garner
While Taylor Swift is apparently going up and out of her way to keep her romance with Joe Alwyn undetected, she still felt the need to get her press handler to blab about what a good job she’s doing at making us forget they’re dating. A source told E! News about the spy moves that Taylor pulls to sp..

Having Herpes Is A “Bachelor” Contestant No-No

8 years ago Lily Garner
There’s a new book coming out soon called Bachelor Nation: Inside the World of America’s Favorite Guilty Pleasure in which it is revealed that the number one killer of a Bachelor bunny dreams is a case of the herp. The New York Post reports that the most common reason a lady gets booted off the cast..

Mel B Says That The Spice Girls Have Been Invited To The Royal Wedding 

8 years ago Lily Garner
Poor Victoria Beckham must be able to make a diamond from clenching her butthole so hard while denying that the Spice Girls are reuniting for a tour, but maybe she was right after all! Reports from Mel B indicate the group is getting back together to possibly perform…as wedding entertainment for Pri..

Ewan McGregor And Mary Elizabeth Winstead Are Reportedly Still Dating

8 years ago Lily Garner
Yesterday it was rumored that Mary Elizabeth Winstead had dumped Ewan McGregor, because she didn’t like being known as the home wrecker who destroyed his 22-year long marriage to Eve Mavrakis. But sources tells People and E! News that there’s no truth to the rumor they broke up. People’s source clai..