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Open Post: Hosted By The Speed Cam Destroyer Of DC 

8 years ago Lily Garner
If you’ve ever been caught by the snitch bitch known as the speed camera, then get down on your knees and worship at the vigilante feet of your new God. DC Metropolitan Police have released footage from last Tuesday night of a hooded rebel who had enough of the speed camera’s snitching ass ways and..

There’s Rich, And Then There’s “Clone Your Dog Twice” Rich 

8 years ago Lily Garner
If you’ve seen Barbra Streisand’s Netflix concert special Barbra: The Music… The Mem’ries… The Magic!, then you saw the completely over-the-top tribute she did to the beloved white-haired hot bitch she’d take several bullets for. No, not James Brolin! Who cares about him. I’m talking about the gorge..

Amy Schumer Promised A Lifetime Of Blowies In Her Wedding Vows

8 years ago Lily Garner
Everyone knows marriage is the death of romance, and all you’re promised to is a lifetime of TV dinners and Matlock re-runs with your boo-thang. Putting a ring on it is always seen as a torpedo to bedroom acts and a catalyst to hiding your subscription to Brazzers from your spouse. Well, that was ho..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Jennifer Lawrence did an interview with Vanity Fair and the brain burp that is getting the most headline play is the one where she says that a huge mistake the Democrats made was to laugh at the plight of Trump voters. But the quote that I care about the most is the one where she talks about eating ..

The Swifties Came For Dua Lipa

8 years ago Lily Garner
If pop music was a high school…HAHAHA, I know, I know…if. Lemme start over: because pop music is a high school, there are clear cliques involved. Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are obviously two captains of the cheerleading squad and dance team and spend most of their days dropping anonymous hate mail ..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
I see that Justin Theroux is trying to do damage control for abandoning poor miserable Jen by posing with puppies at a no-kill shelter in Austin, TX. You can tell that puppy on the right ain’t buying it and is thinking, “Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact or he may adopt you and take you..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
A post shared by Josh Groban (@joshgroban) on Mar 27, 2015 at 4:40pm PDT Josh Groban (37) Brittany Ashton Holmes (29) JWoww (32) Nicole Linkletter (33) Kate Mara (35) Chelsea Clinton (38) Bobby V (38) Peter Andre (45) Li Bingbing (45) Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas (47) Donal Logue (52) Noah Emmerich (53)..