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Keith Richards Picked Up The Shady Branch From Quincy Jones

8 years ago Lily Garner
Thank the Goddess above for all these aging music people. Old people in general have zero fucks to give and aren’t afraid to let the youngins have it. Old musicians who are pickled with a combination of Ecstasy residue and 70s vodka have a special brand of zero fuckery, and lately it’s been playing ..

Lee Pace Awkwardly Came Out 

8 years ago Lily Garner
That face is probably the same one Lee Pace made after realizing he just came out while trying not to come out. Lee Pace has been a resident of the Hollywood glass closet for a while now, and a few years ago, many thirsty hos prayed to the gay gods for a sex tape of him and Richard Armitage to leak..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Kristen Wiig is in talks to play the villain Cheetah in the Wonder Woman sequel after Emma Stone turned it down. Jocelyn Wildenstein knows the NYPD all too well, so she should call them up and file a police report against Kristen for stealing the role she was naturally born to play! – Lainey Gossip ..

The Spice Girls Are Probably Not Going To Perform At The Royal Wedding 

8 years ago Lily Garner
I guess the only kind of Spice Girls performance Meghan Markle will be getting at her wedding to Prince Harry is if one of Fergie’s daughters is looking to pocket some cash as a DJ and decides to do a remix of “Wannabe.” Despite Mel B kind of implying on The Real that the five spices would be doing ..

Mary J. Blige Says Working On “Mudbound” Cost Her Money

8 years ago Lily Garner
Mary J. Blige is going to the Oscars on Sunday with not one, but two nominations. She’s nominated for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Mudbound, as well as Best Original Song for “Mighty River” (also for Mudbound). Sadly, being known as Two-time Academy Award-nominee Mary J. Blige is not an h..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
20th Century Fox is thinking about doing a Time’s Up-ified reboot of 9 to 5 where a new generation of women deal with sexist shit in the workplace and go to the original trio of golden perfection (Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda) for help. Rashida Jones may write the script. Those messes in..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
Lupita Nyong’o (35) Justin Bieber (24) Kesha (31) Jensen Ackles (40) Liya Kebede (40) Esther Cañadas (41) Tate Stevens (43) Mark-Paul Gosselaar (44) Javier Bardem (49) George Eads (51) Paul Hollywood (52) Booker T (53) Bryan Batt (55) Maurice Benard (55) Russell Wong (55) Tim Daly (62) Catherine Bac..