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Jimmy Buffet No Longer Lives The Margaritaville Life

8 years ago Lily Garner
If there is one person who single-handedly kept the babysitting industry alive in the 90s, it was Jimmy Buffet. He was the universal bad night out for mammas and papas everywhere looking to get away from the kids, down margaritas at the bar, and get freaky with Pam from accounting just around the ti..

Angelina Jolie Spoke To John Kerry About International Women’s Day

8 years ago Lily Garner
ELLE magazine recently published an interview between Angelina Jolie and John Kerry, titled What Angelina Jolie Is Fighting For Now. Last year, Angelina’s biggest fight might have been against the urge to leak any more messy details about Brad Pitt. But this fight is bigger and covers more ground. ..

Karlie Kloss Hung Out With Taylor Swift’s Enemy Katy Perry

8 years ago Lily Garner
Mount St. Goody Goody Gumdrop (Taylor Swift) is about to blow it’s fucking lid! There’s been rumors that Taylorand Karlie Kloss had become less-than-friendly, but I wasn’t ready to believe it. Just like I wasn’t ready to believe Tay single-handedly ruined the Fourth of July by not having her annual ..

Trump’s Naked Skull Got Exposed By A Treasonous Breeze

8 years ago Lily Garner
We already know that the President of the United States is an incredibly healthy stable genius who respects women and would never cheat on his wife. And you can’t go claiming these facts are “fake news” because we learned them direct from the horse’s ass (or “rear facing mouth” if you want to be tec..

Open Post: Hosted By Michael Shannon Sticking $2.10 In Coins Up His Nose

8 years ago Lily Garner
Finally, Vanity Fair’s Secret Talent Theater has delivered some real talent! All this time, hot weirdo Michael Shannon has been waiting in the wings of the Secret Talent Theater and pff-ting while watching Nicole Kidman eat bugs, Oprah scrub out dog shit from a carpet, and Laura Jeanne Poon teach s..

The Spice Girls May End Up Doing A Tour After All

8 years ago Lily Garner
London was filled with the aura of girl power and thirst for a check last week when all five of the Spice Girls popped over to Geri Horner’s (aka Ginger Spice) house to eat sushi, pretend to feign interest in Victoria Beckham’s sunglasses line, and craft a scheme to get millions for agreeing to put ..