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Jennifer Garner Will Star In Lena Dunham’s Next HBO Show

8 years ago Lily Garner
Based on her last couple of IMDB credits, I was starting to think that Jennifer Garner had told her agent: “From now on, please only bring me movie scripts where my kid sees an angel or my character throws her phone in a fountain after learning the true meaning of family.” But according to The Holly..

New Internet Theory Alert: Sam Smith And Adele Are The Same Person

8 years ago Lily Garner
The C.I.A. (computer investigation alliance), that secret cabal of internet sleuths who cracked the case of the Melania Trump body double WIDE OPEN, have made an exciting new discovery! Have you ever noticed that you’ve never seen Sam Smith and Adele together in the same room? Didn’t think so. Are y..

Open Post: Hosted By The Too-Sexy-For-The-Olympics Ice Dancing Lift

8 years ago Lily Garner
Scott Moir and Tessa Virture are a three-time Olympic medal-winning ice dancing duo from Canada, and they’re currently battling it out against other ice dancers in their final Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. Before they went off to South Korea, they won their eighth national title, and at nationals ..

January’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

8 years ago Lily Garner
It wasn’t even close. Judge Rosemarie Aquilina bulldozed through her Hot Slut of the Month competition like a rage-filled father bulldozing through court room bailiffs to take down a nugget of dried pedophile smegma. Judge Rosemarie Aquilina, who won hearts everywhere when she spit at prolific pedo..

Andrew Garfield Talked About Sexy Time With A Dude. Again.

8 years ago Lily Garner
I imagine Nick Jonas is furiously firing off an iMessage to his assistant to make a “fake” Grindr account with nude pics because his gay-baiting rival, Andrew Garfield, has something to promote and is back with a vengeance to talk about his maybe-maybe-not love for the peen. Out sat down with Andre..

Afternoon Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Team USA’s openly gay Olympians, figure skater Adam Rippon and freestyle skier Gun Kenworthy, cuddled up at the Winter Olympics and declared that they’re here and they’re queer. And as Mike Pence takes a minute from pressing his lips against Trump’s ass to beg him to please sign an executive order b..

Madonna Got Forked On Instagram

8 years ago Lily Garner
Madonna recently posted a video of herself getting forked real good on Instagram. And for once, Madonna is doing something age appropriate! Like any other 59 year old, she’s just discovered the joys of Snapchat filters, five years after the kids have moved on to whatever it is the kids have moved on..

Quentin Tarantino Issued An Apology To Roman Polanski’s Victim

8 years ago Lily Garner
The year 2003 was probably a pretty great year for Quentin Tarantino. And while it might have been good for Quentin, the feeling obviously wasn’t mutual because now 2003 is reaching through the space time continuum to pimp slap a bitch. As Allison noted yesterday, a 2003 Howard Stern interview Quen..