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Don Your Mourning Veils, Idris Elba Got Engaged

8 years ago Lily Garner
There are few celebrity men that almost all of Dlisted Nation can agree are a hot piece of sex that we all want to climb. Idris Elba is one of those special few. So it’s with a heavy heart that we must report he got engaged this weekend. Find someone you love and trust to hold you during this trying..

Hot Slut Of The Day!

8 years ago Lily Garner
The Winter Olympics Torch in PyeongChang! This HSOTD post is a shout out to all the dick-on-the-brains dick seers who seem to be more obsessed with dick than I am. And I always thought that was an impossible feat! My brain can process almost anything I see as a peen-shaped. I look at a door knob a..

Joy Behar And Meghan McCain Got Into It On “The View”

8 years ago Lily Garner
The View hasn’t had a good brawl since Whoopi Goldberg battled intelligence with that “rape rape” comment. Joy Behar and Meghan McCain were generous enough to give the viewing audience an exciting callback to the “Rosie O’Donnell prepping to devour Elisabeth Hasselbeck“-era by throwing down on Frida..

Dakota Johnson Had To Teach Jamie Dornan How To Take Her Underwear Off

8 years ago Lily Garner
Irish vulgarity translator Jamie Dornan went on Conan to sell the thankfully last film in the Fifty Shades of This Isn’t Doing Much For Making Kink Look Fun trilogy. Because you’ve got to have a gimmick, the prettiest serial killer in existence (The Fall made me understand why Ted Bundy had groupies..

Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Weir Giving Us Gaga

8 years ago Lily Garner
While watching dramatic ice-skating swan and proud Little Monster Johnny Weir showing Lady Gaga how Lady Gaga is really done on Lip Sync Battle, it might occur to you that THIS is what he’s wanted to do all along. Never mind Olympic medals and judge’s scores. THIS is the moment for which Johnny Wei..

Brody Jenner Didn’t Know Kylie Jenner Was Pregnant

8 years ago Lily Garner
Kris Jenner’s DNA must have some kind of co-dependent XX chromosome ladder chain that bonds all her daughters to each other. Because they all seem like they can’t take a shit without inviting the rest of their family into the bathroomfor a group selfie. The Jenner DNA, on the other hand, doesn’t see..