The next time someone complains that Hollywood only makes reboots, sequels, and superhero movies, you can add that they’re also pretty big on current citizen of Hell Charles Manson at the moment as well. Quentin Tarantino has what will probably be the most high-profile one (still currently untitled,..

Last September, Princess Mako made the Japanese royal family tree a little more naked when she announced she was getting married to non-royal person Kei Komuro. As custom dictates she can only marry royal-caliber peen or else forfeit the royal title. She seemed ready to do it, too, until today when ..

I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that Gary Oldman has probably done some highly questionable shit in the past. If his terrible defense of Mel Gibson from a while back is any indication, he’s probably got more skeletons in his closet than a hoarding chiropractor. Gary has been winning awards every..

Remember how Taylor Swift’s 1989 album caused everyone to reach for the Pepto-Bismol? Nashville shat itself because there wasn’t a banjo to be seen or heard on any of the songs, and New York had its own turn at the toilet because the former country crooner had the audacity to write “Welcome To New Y..

PepsiCo thinks we’re all pretty stupid. Their CEO, Indra Nooyi, went on a podcast and talked about how men eat chips on Mars and women eat chips on Venus, or some shit. Her remarks were presented within the context of Pepsi’s very real plan to market a snack food based on what they think women’s pre..

Mean Girls came out 13 years ago, and we’ve all kind of moved on. But thankfully it exists, if only to remind us of a better time before Lindsay Lohan’s career rolled down a trash-covered hill and got stuck in a damp puddle at the bottom. Lindsay really wants a Mean Girls sequel. But until that happ..

My mom always sends me articles about how I’m being a total moron each time I post to Instagram and Facebook when I’m on vacation because it alerts knaves that I’m out of town and how it’d be a good time to rob me. If knaves are that hungry for a mildewed DVD box set of Friends and a bottle of poppe..

Because we as humans always focus on things that are highly importantly in this world, many have been spending their time on trying to figure out what Kylie Jenner named her new daughter. Kylie and her man Travis Scott (government name: Jacques Webster) are really into butterflies (he’s got a song c..

That’s kind of a huge understatement. I mean, cherry Chapstick? That’s definitely going to get cut and updated with “the bitter chemical taste of her Kylie lipkit.” But that’s not what Katy Perry is referring to when she talks about updating “I Kissed a Girl,” the lesbian fake-out anthem of 2008. K..