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Everyone’s Working On A Charles Manson Movie Right Now

8 years ago Lily Garner
The next time someone complains that Hollywood only makes reboots, sequels, and superhero movies, you can add that they’re also pretty big on current citizen of Hell Charles Manson at the moment as well. Quentin Tarantino has what will probably be the most high-profile one (still currently untitled,..

Taylor Swift Is Buying Up A Block In Tribeca

8 years ago Lily Garner
Remember how Taylor Swift’s 1989 album caused everyone to reach for the Pepto-Bismol? Nashville shat itself because there wasn’t a banjo to be seen or heard on any of the songs, and New York had its own turn at the toilet because the former country crooner had the audacity to write “Welcome To New Y..

PepsiCo Assures The Female World That It’s Still OK To Eat Doritos

8 years ago Lily Garner
PepsiCo thinks we’re all pretty stupid. Their CEO, Indra Nooyi, went on a podcast and talked about how men eat chips on Mars and women eat chips on Venus, or some shit. Her remarks were presented within the context of Pepsi’s very real plan to market a snack food based on what they think women’s pre..

Gronk Got Robbed (And Not Just At The Super Bowl)

8 years ago Lily Garner
My mom always sends me articles about how I’m being a total moron each time I post to Instagram and Facebook when I’m on vacation because it alerts knaves that I’m out of town and how it’d be a good time to rob me. If knaves are that hungry for a mildewed DVD box set of Friends and a bottle of poppe..