So Cold In The D: Ginger Jump-Shooter Blake Griffin Traded To Pistons, Jokes Are 8 Miles Long
January 30, 2018
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Blake Griffin Traded To The Piston And It’s Hilarious
Last night ESPN‘s resident NBA guru Adrian Wojnarowski broke this bombshell news:
The Clippers and Pistons have agreed on a deal to trade Blake Griffin for Tobias Harris, Avery Bradley, Boban Marjanovic, a first-round and a second-round draft pick, league sources tell ESPN.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) January 29, 2018
That’s right, Kendall Jenner’s bae Blake Griffin is headed to Detroit. His time in L.A. is over.
The trade comes as a shock to NBA fans, and perhaps even Blake himself…
The Clippers gave Blake Griffin a crazy-elaborate free agent pitch, even mock-retiring his jersey to the rafters…six months later he's shipped off to Detroit, a team he'd never have even taken a meeting with. Expect every big free agent this summer to demand a no-trade clause.
— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) January 30, 2018
But Twitter doesn’t have time for shock or hurt feelings, there are jokes to tell!
Clippers fans after the Blake Griffin trade https://t.co/vO5O2uSqOl
— Josiah Johnson (@KingJosiah54) January 29, 2018