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67-Year-Old Jane Seymour Posed For Playboy

8 years ago Lily Garner
The picture you’re looking at above was taken at an AARP event, which makes sense, considering Jane Seymour is 67 years old. And if I could say the number sixty-seven again, I will, because Jane looks better at 67 than I have at pretty much any time, ever. Hell, if her hair could talk, it might ask:..

Quincy Jones Is Sorry For Giving Us A Reason To Read Again

8 years ago Lily Garner
The future of print media looked bright a couple of weeks ago. Sure, circulation is down, but a solution had emerged: every magazine and newspaper article forward needed to involve Quincy Jones. Pawpaw Quincy may be 84, but with old age comes fewer and fewer fucks to give. He said he dated Ivanka Tr..

Ashton Kutcher Went Into The Woods To Deal With Divorcing Demi Moore

8 years ago Lily Garner
Breakups can be a real bitch on the emotions and tear ducts, but I always view them as an excuse to binge eat, toss back a liter of whiskey, and listen to my Spotify playlist called “Sylvia Plath Fantasia.” Not everyone takes my approach (idiots), and that includes Ashton Kutcher. He’s blabbing this..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Lena’s Dunham’s ex Jack Antonoff was highly offended by the dumb hetero normative gossip that was spewed out about him doing Lorde, but well, the two were recently papped in her hometown doing dumb hetero normative shit like cuddling on the street. Now who’s the dumb hetero normative hetero, Jack? –..

Kirstie Alley Learned That You Should Never Go After A Curler 

8 years ago Lily Garner
Normally when Kirstie Alley is looking for ways to piss off society-at-large, she does normal fame ho things like endorse Donald Trump or throw darts at a photo of Leah Remini, so her latest stunt may have been – dare I say it – an actual misspeak? The first rule of curling is you don’t shit on curl..

Wendy Williams Is Taking A Three-Week Health Break

8 years ago Lily Garner
A little less than four months ago, a meme for the ages was born when Wendy Williams fainted in glamorous Lady Liberty drag during the Halloween episode of The Wendy Williams Show. Wendy blamed it on the tricky combination of a hot costume and menopause. When Wendy went down, there was a lot of talk..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
At the CFDA Awards last night, dozens of people threw table salt at Olivia Munn thinking that two obese pink leeches were viciously attacking her mouth, but turns out it was just her lips. And according to Olivia, she didn’t Kylie Jenner up her mouth with fillers, she just over-lined her lips with m..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
Embed from Getty Images Ellen Greene (67) Miko Hughes (32) Iliza Shlesinger (35) Cole Whittle of DNCE (36) Elodie Yung (37) Drew Barrymore (43) James Blunt (44) Scott Phillips (45) Lea Salonga (47) Thomas Jane (49) Clinton Kelly (49) Hans Klok (49) Jeri Ryan (50) Rachel Dratch (52) Kyle MacLachlan ..