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Justin Bieber Might Be Starting His Own Fashion House

8 years ago Lily Garner
For the past seven months, Justin Bieber has been on a self-imposed time off from his tour. He’s been keeping “busy” with one-on-one private bible studies with Pastor BFF and couples counseling with Selena Gomez. But like many bored famous people before him, it would appear Justin has decided to rea..

Open Post: Hosted By Janelle Monae Grinding On Tessa Thompson

8 years ago Lily Garner
Janelle Monae has a new album, Dirty Computer (aka the first words that a Genius Bar tech says after opening my laptop and seeing what I’ve got saved on my desktop), coming out in April, and yesterday she released the first two songs and videos from it. Janelle put out Django Jane, and Make Me Feel,..

Afternoon Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Jennifer Lawrence is “self-educated,” because she dropped out of school at 14 to do acting stuff full-time. Suddenly, it all makes sense! JLaw talks and acts like a 14-year-old fart joke-loving bro because she didn’t get it out of her system in 8th grade homeroom. I’m not sure what my excuse is, tho..

The Absolut Hunk Is Absolutely Team Sarah Jessica Parker

8 years ago Lily Garner
Long before Cheryl was robbing the One Direction cradle, Kim Cattrall opened the cougar cage to show it’s A-OK to simultaneously stare down the menopause barrel while a twentysomething hunk of man mean takes care of your kibble ‘n bits. Her character Samantha in Sex And The City took Smith Jerrod (p..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
Embed from Getty Images Peter Fonda (78) Dakota Fanning (24) Skylar Grey (32) Aziz Ansari (35) Emily Blunt (35) Josh Gad (37) Kelly MacDonald (42) Niecy Nash (48) Daymond John (49) Mia Michaels (52) Michael Dell (53) Veronica Webb (53) Howard Jones (63) Brad Whitford (66) Patricia Richardson (67) S..

Open Post: Hosted By Something To Melt Your Ice Cold Corroded Heart 

8 years ago Lily Garner
DISCLAIMER: If you’re proud that you’ve got an unmeltable frostbitten heart made of hardened tar, don’t watch this video or you may be really disappointed with yourself for feeling actual feelings. Tastefully Offensive says that the adorable pile of fur in this video was taken to a shelter after hi..