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Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Margot Robbie has reportedly been officially offered the role of Sharon Tate in Quentin Tarantino’s movie about the Manson family murders. If I was Margot, I wouldn’t take that shit because of two reasons: 1. If she took the role, Sharon Tate’s sister would find her and yell her face off. And 2. The..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
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Heather Locklear Has Been Charged With Four Counts Of Battery

8 years ago Lily Garner
Two weeks ago, an allegedly drunk Heather Locklear was arrested at her home for beating up her boyfriend. During that arrest, Heather reportedly attacked first responders and now she’s in trouble for that. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I saw this coming. You can be a drunk mess, y..

Cameron Diaz Has Retired From Acting

8 years ago Lily Garner
Cameron Diaz’s last big acting year was 2014, where she delivered flop after flop. After that year, she took some time away, and now her The Sweetest Thing co-star Selma Blair is saying she’s fully retired from acting. While speaking to The Daily Mail at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, Selma says she..

The Scientology Network Starts Terrorizing TV Screens Tonight

8 years ago Lily Garner
And on the next episode of the Scientology Network’s CSI (Church of Scientology Investigation): Clearwater, Detective Tommy Girl continues to investigate the threats against his precious church. “So the question becomes, Detective Johnny T, does ice cream make you gay…” *puts on sunglasses* “Or do g..

Beyoncé And Jay-Z Officially Announced Their Upcoming Tour

8 years ago Lily Garner
Ticketmaster’s phone lines are filled with Beyhive buzz, and the FBI’s witness protection hotline is filled with the sobs of Rachel Roy today, as Jay-Z and Beyoncé finally got around to officially announcing they’re going on tour together this summer. Odds are, if you have a huge-ass football stadiu..

Kaley Cuoco Wants To Get Married Immediately

8 years ago Lily Garner
Kaley Cuoco? Tapping her watch impatiently and making “Hurry the HELL up” eyes at her wedding planner? Never, I refuse to believe it! But this is straight from Kaley’s mouth, so I guess I have to. Kaley got engaged in December to her boyfriend of two years Karl Cook. Three months later, Kaley tells ..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Lifetime has released the first pictures from their newest zero-budget cheesy shit show masterpiece Meghan & Harry: A Royal Romance, including this one of fake Prince William, fake Duchess Kate, fake Meghan Markle and fake Prince Hot Ginge. That looks like a cross between a Pennysaver ad for a cheap..