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Oprah’s Fancy Bathtub Is A Reminder Of How Poor We All Are

8 years ago Lily Garner
Every once in a while, Hollywood heavyweights have to lay their dicks on the table to show us all how broke AF we all are. When Brangelina was a thing, it was when they bought that entire vineyard in France (even though it appears Brad Pitt couldn’t pay to keep the lights on). Barbra Streisand sent ..

Open Post: Hosted By Tom Brady Eating A Strawberry

8 years ago Lily Garner
There’s a blizzard today in Boston, and it’s probably from the cold day in hell drifting upwards. Cold day in hell? It must be, since Our Lord Tom Man Uggs Hold The Strawberries Brady broke his diet on TV with Stephen Colbert last night. Tom managed to toss back a strawberry AND a pint of beer. Hoo,..

Shia LaBeouf Is Extremely Embarrassed About His Arrest In Georgia

8 years ago Lily Garner
In the summer of 2017, Shia LaBeouf was arrested for disorderly conduct in Savannah, Georgia, where he was filming a movie. During his arrest, he hissed a plethora of racial and sexist insults to the police. Shia is finally talking about the shit buffet he served up during his arrest, and a now-sobe..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
Embed from Getty Images Michael Caine (85) Simone Biles (21) Ansel Elgort (24) Kailyn Lowry (26) Stephen Curry (30) Sasha Grey (30) Jamie Bell (32) Taylor Hanson (35) Chris Klein (39) Daniel Gillies (42) Corey Stoll (42) Grace Park (44) Betsy Brandt (45) Megan Follows (50) Elise Neal (52) Kevin Wil..

Sharon Stone Defends James Franco Against The Misconduct Accusations

8 years ago Lily Garner
After five women brought James Franco into the #MeToo conversation with accusations of power abuse and misconduct, he laid low. A good idea, considering he wouldn’t want to risk getting scalped by Scarlett Johansson at the Women’s March. Not many Hollywood actresses jumped to James’ defense; the bes..

Madonna Is Making A Very Angelina Jolie-esque Movie

8 years ago Lily Garner
Maybe I’m just starting some shit, but for two chicks who seem to have nothing in common, Madonna and Angelina Jolie sure know how to rip pages from the same playbook. Both quietly amassed their own child army, both have the posture of a Dementor, and both sure as hell like to make brutally depressi..

Zayn Malik And Gigi Hadid Broke Up 

8 years ago Lily Garner
In the Pussy Posse Den, Leonardo DiCatchAHo has told his bro-in-waiting Lukas Haas to check to see if newly single Gigi Hadid has reached old curdled hag age yet (read: 25 and over) and to also see if he’s ever dated her before. If not, order one of her from Victoria’s Secret STAT! Zayn Malik and G..