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Open Post: Hosted By Drew Barrymore Starring In A Musical From HELL!

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Drew Barrymore was in one of the greatest movies ever made, Poison Ivy, and also in one of the greatest TV shows that existed, 2000 Malibu Road, so I used to think that she could really do no wrong. But that thought about Drew was torched from my brain as soon as I learned that not only did she sell..

Liam Payne Admits He And Cheryl Have Problems…But It Ain’t All Bad

8 years ago Fiona Watkins
There have been a lot of people saying Cheryl Tweedy was smart to not get hitched to Liam Payne of One Direction since she already has 90 last names and was heading for a split with him, but he says all is fine. Tension is normal, y’all! People have been saying for a few weeks that Liam and Chezza ..

Jim Carrey Turned His Artistic Focus On Mark Zuckerberg

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
We all had to read A Tale Of Two Cities in high school, which meant the SparkNotes for A Tale Of Two Cities was sold out at every Borders (RIP) in a 25-mile radius. One thing I remember is that if Madame Defarge knitted your name, you and your neck were fuuuuuucked and heading to the guillotine. It ..

And The Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting Goes To….

8 years ago Fiona Watkins
You know the answer to that without me telling you. The answer should always be: the highly-esteemed literary journal of this generation The Daily Mail. After we were all hit in the face with a slimy ball of random in the form of the rumor that Donald Trump Jr. fucked Aubrey O’Day while his wife wa..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Henry Cavill finally took a razor to his stache, and he did a video where he fondly remembered it. Well, if he ever really, really misses it, I’m sure many unshaven thirsty hos out there will gladly give him a mustache – Pajiba BREAKING: Taylor Kitsch had a hot beverage with a woman, which obviousl..

John Oliver’s Bunny Book Is Outselling Mike Pence’s Bunny Book 

8 years ago Danielle Murray
My favorite feud happening right now is one between John Oliver, living Postman Pat character and host of HBO’s Last Week Tonight, and Vice President Mike Pence. The feud is over two different children’s books about Mike Pence’s bunny Marlon Bundo. John Oliver is an expert in high-level trolling, so..

The List Of People Owed Money By The Weinstein Company Has Been Revealed

8 years ago Talia Irvine
In the wake of The Weinstein Company’s bankruptcy filing, there is a long line of folks who were owed money and are now left holding the bag. Sadly, that bag was only designed to hold ten pounds but is now bursting forth with 200 pounds of Harvey Weinstein‘s kale pesto and artisanal kombucha rehab s..