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Night Crumbs

8 years ago Danielle Murray
Since I’m not a superhero nerd, I didn’t jizz my urethra off over the full trailer for Deadpool 2, but I did do a double take after thinking that there’s cameos by a young Steve Buscemi and a young Tom Selleck. (SPOILER ALERT: It’s not a young Steve Buscemi or a young Tom Selleck. It’s just Alexande..

Longtime “Bozo The Clown” Frank Avruch Has Died

8 years ago Danielle Murray
As far as clown archetypes go, you won’t find one more iconic than Bozo The Clown. Big red nose, check. Eyebrow game on fleek, check. Clown pattern baldness, check. WCVB in Boston reports that Frank Avruch, the man who played Bozo The Clown from 1959 through 1970 has died. Frank was more than just a..

Chris Evans And Jenny Slate Have Broken Up Again

8 years ago Lily Garner
The whiplash inducing on again, off again relationship between Chris Evans and Jenny slate has officially careened off a cliff. Or maybe it just swerved a little on the freeway while Jenny was trying to light a bong between her legs and the car did a little badump badump badump on the idiot bumps be..

Daddy Spears Is Bringing Uncle Sam Into The K-Fed Child Support Drama

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
The Spears clan may fuck around with fashion and gas station boiled peanut stands, but one thing they do not fuck around with is their stash of Benjis in the bank. Oh, who are we kidding? Britney Spears keeps her savings buried in Folgers coffee cans out in the backyard. But now that her ex Kevin Fe..

Sean Penn’s Debut Novel Looks Promising! (Cough.)

8 years ago Talia Irvine
I was at first surprised to see Sean Penn was coming out with a novel, and then I got giddy thinking it was all a subterfuge for ex-wife Madonna to surprise drop Sex 2 on us unsuspecting souls. Tragically, Sean’s novel lacks boobs and features words. Plenty of words. On Donald Trump. Oh, and #metoo,..

A Dating Site For Kanye West Fans Has Banned Taylor Swift Fans

8 years ago Lily Garner
According to Billboard, a Kanye West-themed dating is coming. Not for himself, mind you; if Kanye wants to find his ideal match, the only help he needs is someone to point him in the direction of a mirror. This is for fans of Kanye West. And apparently those fans still hate Taylor Swift. Yeezy Dati..