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Open Post: Hosted By Prince William’s Buzzed Dome Royale

8 years ago Lily Garner
There comes a time in every balding dude’s life when he’s got to make a choice on which way to go. Is he going to channel his inner evil billionaire by going the Mr. Burns route (fluffy on the sides and liver-spotted bald hotness on the top)? Is he going to embrace the dick head look by shaving off ..

“Today” Is “Eternal Sunshine”-ing Matt Lauer

8 years ago Lily Garner
Remember that time Kate Winslet stooped down to do a non-period piece and starred in Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, that movie about how you could erase all memories of a pain-in-the-ass ex? After Matt Lauer’s dick threatened to ruin the reputation of the house that Katie Couric and J. Fred ..

Woody Allen Denies Dylan Farrow’s Allegations, Again

8 years ago Lily Garner
In 2014, Dylan Farrow wrote an open letter for The New York Times about her alleged abuse as a 7-year-old at the hands of her father Woody Allen. Woody responded to Dylan’s accusations by denying everything, implying she was coached by her mom Mia Farrow, and swore it was the last time he would comm..

James Franco Will Show Up At The SAG Awards This Sunday

8 years ago Lily Garner
James Franco won the Golden Globe while wearing a Time’s Up pin, and it made several women come forward to say he took advantage of them. An event with James got cancelled, and he was a no-show to the Critics’ Choice Award, but don’t expect him to stay in isolation. His publicist must have told him,..

Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In Round Three!

8 years ago Lily Garner
Round two of the Hot Slut of 2017 finals was a fight to the end against Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll and Nikos Giannopoulos, but the “Bitch, please” rolled out by The Silver Fox’s eyes won by only 15 votes. Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll got 31.16% of the votes and Nikos Giannopoulos got 31.03%. Anderson ..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Just when I started to say, “I’d rather fuck myself gently with a chainsaw than watch the TV reboot of Heathers (the one where the outcasts are the popular ones and the skinny, white straight people kill them),” Shannen Doherty popped up in the trailer for it. Shannen Doherty is my religion, so now ..

Hot Slut Of The Day!

8 years ago Lily Garner
The pawnbroker (as played by the legendary Cathy Moriarty) in last night’s premiere of The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story! While watching the first episode of Ryan Murphy’s latest camp extravaganza The Assassination of Gianni Versace (or as Nomi Malone definitely calls it The..