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Nancy Pelosi Embraces Republicans By Agreeing To Judge Some Kweens

8 years ago Lily Garner
Everyone knows Washington, D.C., is an utter shit-show right now and on the brink of shutting down, so I’m sure everyone is hitting the bars for a stiff drink to try and drown everything out. Everyone, that is, except for Nancy Pelosi. The House Minority Leader comes from San Francisco, and I assume..

The Situation Pleads Guilty To Cheating The IRS

8 years ago Lily Garner
If there’s one thing we all know, it’s that the IRS is the brightest pupil from Detective LaToya’s House of Creeping. In short, pay up or she’ll find your ass. Even though Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino had claimed he had not been guilty of adding tax evasion to his G, T, L to-do list, it appears a..

Dennis Rodman Has Checked Into Rehab

8 years ago Lily Garner
On Saturday night, Dennis the Vehicular Menace Rodman was arrested for DUI in Newport Beach, CA after blowing over the 0.08 legal limit on a breathalyzer. He was also still on a 3-year probation stemming from a hit and run he committed back in 2016. About the time of his arrest, Dennis’ agent Darren..

Colin Firth Is Done With Woody Allen

8 years ago Lily Garner
There was a time when Woody Allen would call up an actor or actress with a film role offer, and the response he’d receive might be, “Yes of course I’m available!“. But lately it seems like more and more of the voices on the other end of those phone calls are going to answer, “Uh…wrong number.” Colin..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
A post shared by Dolly Parton (@dollyparton) on Jan 17, 2018 at 8:38am PST Dolly Parton (72) Shawn Johnson (26) Logan Lerman (26) Mac Miller (26) Erin Sanders (27) Damien Chazelle (33) Hikaru Utada (35) Jodie Sweetin (36) Luke Macfarlane (38) Coral Smith (39) Alexis Bellino (41) Rob Delaney (41) Ma..

Sarah Jessica Parker Still Cannot Let “Sex And The City” Die Already

8 years ago Lily Garner
We will always have Sex and The City to thank for the divine inspiration that led Michael to gift us with the moniker Rojo Caliente. For that I am thankful. But I, and I think many Americans, have successfully moved the fuck on. And late last year, the hookers of SATC seemed to have come to terms wi..