Hee-Doggy! They Dun Put Momma June in Her UnderbritchesDecember 15, 2017
Hee-Doggy! They Dun Put Momma June in Her Underbritches
| December 15, 2017 – 5:08 pm
I just watched the trailer for the new season of Mama June’s new reality TV show, presumptuously titled Mama June:From Not to Hot, and probably lost about as many brain cells as someone with years of head trauma from a career in pro-boxing. It’s basically what would happen if you sent David Attenborough to a Georgia Walmart to follow the mating patterns of a lost indigenous a hog people. Eventually she shows off her post-FatVac tummy and it’s exactly as gross and floompy as you could imagine. It reminds me of like a down comforter that you stuffed into a tiny laundry basket or something.
In case you’re wondering, the answer is: Yes, I’d absolutely hit that shit.
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