Couples Share the One Position They Will NEVER Try Again and Why
March 14, 2017Couples Share the One Position They Will NEVER Try Again and Why
Ashlee Miller
| 3.14.17 | 12:42 pm
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Sex positions can be a tricky situation. There are those that are pretty doable by even the most unexperienced person, and then, there are the positions that seem like they’re made for the most advanced porn star. I like to keep it pretty simple and do positions like missionary, cowgirl (on top), and doggystyle.
You may snarl and say that all of the above is quite boring, but it’s all in the way you move. Good rhythm and moving your hips properly can turn the most boring sex position into the most thrilling one. As for these couples, they’ve been watching one porno too many. They share their least favorite sex position. Here’s what:
On the side
“A bad sex position I would never try again is her laying on her side. It’s so damn uncomfortable and she ended up sliding all over the place.”
Oral
“Sorry, but they don’t call it a blow JOB for nothing. I’m sitting there getting a jaw ache so you get off and you don’t realize you are supposed to return the favor. Over it.”
69
“Sixty-nine always makes me queef. Always. My husband doesn’t mind it, but I don’t like the way it feels (or sounds) so I’m over it.”
Cowgirl
“She lost her balance and damn near broke my junk. I assume if it may have been less than optimal, but I maybe just need to practice that one more.”
Bouncing with feet on knees
“I hate the position where you’re both sitting down and facing forward and the girl is on top, knees bent, feet on partner’s knees. This is the hardest workout for me (the woman) and my partner (who is well-endowed, mind you) keeps falling out of me. It’s literally in every porn movie, but we just cannot figure out their secret. Maybe we should stop pretending to porn stars?”
Ankles to the sky
“The sex position I’ll never try again: Cosmo would know better than I the name of this position, but it’s described as ‘girl lying down face up, with the guy standing over her on the bed, holding her ankles straight up in the air.’ All the blood rushing to my head, it’s impossible to thrust. When it comes to positions I like to keep it simple. Otherwise, you end up with bruised ankles and an aching neck.”
Reverse Cowgirl
“One time, my boyfriend and I did Reverse Cowgirl after seeing a couple doing it in a porn we watched together. My boyfriend’s d*ck turns a little to the right and normally that’s a good thing, but HOLY SH*T did it hurt in the reverse position. Not only could he barely get it in, but he could barely get it out, too! Never again.”
Upside Down
“After watching a very energetic porn movie, we thought it would be fun to try a sex position where my boyfriend held me upside down with my head close the floor and he could f*ck me from above. Well, needless to say, those guys must be athletes because it proved impossible for my boyfriend to hold me and then actually f*ck me. He was so worried about dropping me.”
Anal
“Personally, just not a fan! I’ve tried and tried and it just doesn’t work for me. Or I have to be hammered and even then I’m like, ‘I’m prepped for this right? Did I use the bathroom today'” As for why, I’ve been blessed to have well-endowed exes and it’s just not comfortable for me.”
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