Christian and Anastasia tie the knot in the sublimely ridiculous ‘Fifty Shades Freed’

In “Fifty Shades of Grey,” the first of E.L. James’ romance novels to dominate the bestseller lists, the brooding Seattle billionaire Christian Grey informs his new paramour, Anastasia Steele, of his general lack of interest in “vanilla sex” — traditional, kink-free intercourse unmediated by cuffs,…