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Jocelyn Wildenstein Has Barely Changed Her Face, So Claims Her Fiancé

8 years ago Lily Garner
Just last year, Jocelyn Wildenstein, the most gorgeous Thundercat that ever was, told The Mirror that she’s spent over $7 million dollars on hundreds of plastic surgery procedures throughout the decades, and that she’d keep getting her face tweaked into her 80s. (She’s 77 now). There’s also that leg..

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo Just Welcomed Their Second Kid

8 years ago Lily Garner
It’s weird to think it wasn’t THAT long ago when you saw Adam Levine doing everything short of wolf-whistling ringside at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Eventually, he got married to one of the Victoria’s Secret models he wolf-whistled at, Behati Prinsloo, and those two have become a domestic r..

Marilyn Manson Had A Little Meltdown At A Show In New York Last Night

8 years ago Lily Garner
If Pixar’s Inside Out took place in Marilyn Manson’s mind, one might guess his five emotions would be sad, depressed, melancholy, horniness, and boredom. Go ahead and replace one of those (boredom?) with insecure, and then promote it to the top spot on the list. Last night during a show in Huntingto..

TMZ Says That The Spice Girls ARE Touring…Does Posh Know?!

8 years ago Lily Garner
We all know the Spice Girls got together a few weeks ago to figure out how to squeeze a few Benjis out of their legion of fans who would rather spend their dollars and pounds to hear middle-aged ladies sing “Spice Up Your Life” in lieu of making a mortgage payment. Initially, it sounded like they we..

Open Post: Hosted By A Fluffy Lump Of Lazy Who Don’t Give A Shit 

8 years ago Lily Garner
In this clip from Tastefully Offensive, which stars Instagram model Ganmo the Persian cat from Japan, the role of me is being played by that lazy pussy and the role of life is being played by that cat toy. When life hits me in the face over and over again, I think about getting up and taking that ev..

Tommy Lee Is Engaged To Social Media Star Brittany Furlan

8 years ago Lily Garner
Pop a bottle of sparkling penicillin, Tommy Lee is getting married for the fourth time! Page Six says that 55-year-old On Valentine’s Day, Tommy Lee slipped a tasteful heart-shaped diamond ring onto the finger of his 31-year-old girlfriend of about eight months Brittany Furlan. Both Tommy and Britt..