Aspiring weed farmer Robin Thicke’s girlfriend April Love Geary, 22, gave birth to an unfortunate future custody battle on February 22. As expected, they named their daughter Mia Love Thicke on Feb 22, according to Instagram (and People). Something’s off about that name and it’s probably why the Mic..

Hopefully 69-year-old Norman Resnicow has a product to plug or a business to shill. Because he’s getting all sorts of spotlight from his ongoing legal battle with his upstairs neighbor, desperate hipster/dick jogger Justin Theroux. You see, Justin and Jennifer Aniston are about to legally become exe..

You probably read that as “their faces will fall off on Family Feud” because that’s bound to happen sooner or later when you’ve toyed with the natural law that much. People reports that Kim Kardashian West, her husband and Instagram tease Kanye West, and Kim’s family the Kardashians/Jenners will com..

“Fat Actress” and self-blinded Scientologist Kirstie Alley recently discovered that the US Olympic curling team are the wrong curlers with which to fuck. (The Shelly Long pic slays.) To celebrate their victory against Kirstie’s ignorant curling-hating ways (and surprising everyone by snatching the g..

One person who wasn’t spending time reading all of the think piece posts hating (most of them) on artistic trailblazer Fergie’s “sexy jazz”(?) rendition of the National Anthem? Her ex Josh Duhamel. Josh and his graying temples have already moved on. UsWeekly says that the Unsolved: The Murders of Tu..

Heh. That’s funny. Ugh, it’s sort of a guilty feeling when a brand makes you chuckle with their marketing, huh? To stop finding it funny, just visualize that urban legend about KFC’s “chicken” actually coming from science-spewed, eight-legged mutant animals. Worked, huh? The Huffington Post presente..

The peaceful pink tulip who delicately bloomed on the ice after the men’s 1,000-meter speed skating event in PyeongChang on Friday! “Hmmm, I thought that 15-year-old Russian girl won the gold medal in women’s figure skating at the Olympics” is what you probably said to yourself after your eyes were..