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Ryan Seacrest Is About To Have His Worst Oscars Ever

8 years ago Lily Garner
Ryan Seacrest’s former stylist, Suzie Hardy, claimed in a Variety piece that he was a straight up pants-free asshole who sexually harassed her for years. Ryan is just the latest dubious celebrity male to have the spotlight shone on him in the #MeToo era. Unfortunately for Ryan, the revelation that h..

Oscars Open Post: Hosted By Frances McDormand In Pajamas And Slippers 

8 years ago Lily Garner
Like she has this entire awards season, Frances McDormand won another Best Actress doorstop last night at the Independent Spirit Awards for playing a fuck-free vengeful mom in the word problematic’s favorite movie of the year Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. Frances became one of my favori..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
Catherine O’Hara (64) Brooklyn Beckham (19) Andrea Bowen (28) Erin Heatherton (29) Josh Bowman (30) Margo Harshman (32) Scott Michael Foster (33) Whitney Port (33) K. Michelle (34) Drew Houston (35) Landon Donovan (36) Len Wiseman (45) Ivy Queen (46) Chaz Bono (49) Patsy Kensit (50) Evan Dando (51) ..

Hot Slut Of The Day!

8 years ago Lily Garner
By popular demand… Valentina Petrenko! If you took Christopher “Kid” Reid’s rectangle fro, the elegant legs of an ebony grasshopper, 12 tubes of Bonne Bell blushing gel, the shoe box filled with expired makeup from the 80s that your mom keeps in the back of her bathroom cabinet, and a heaping spoon..

Jay-Z Is The Richest Mogul In Hip-Hop

8 years ago Lily Garner
Forbes released their list of the five richest artists in hip-hop. Imaginatively titled “The Forbes Five,” we’re told that Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Brian Austin Green have all the money in (and pretty much out of) hip-hop. I kid. It’s Dre, Diddy, Drake and Marshall Mathers. But the guy with ALL the ..

Gwyneth Paltrow Called Chris Martin Her “Brother” Again 

8 years ago Lily Garner
Apple and Moses must be looking at each other uncomfortably, and wishing their mom wasn’t so extra. Caffeine-assed actress Gwyneth Paltrow is full on referring to her ex Chris Martin as her “brother” now. 10, 9, 8, 7…to a GOOP post about embracing incest as a healthy and spiritual practice, especial..