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Open Post: Hosted By Flippy, The Burger-Flipping Failure Bot

8 years ago Lily Garner
The concept of A.I. is can be frightening. We’ve all seen movies in which we let the machines think for themselves, they realize that humans are lame, and then try to kill all of us to take over. Well, that might not take place for a llloooonnggg time. Meet Flippy, the burger-flipping robot (via Gru..

Teri Hatcher Isn’t Broke, Homeless, And Living In A Van

8 years ago Lily Garner
Star reported this week that Teri Hatcher was living that Matt Foley life in a van because she’s homeless and broke (the van’s distance to the nearest river is not known). Last month Teri put her Studio City, CA mansion up for rent, and she has been filming videos in a van. Star claimed she’s been s..

Emma Watson Is Secretly Dating Chord Overstreet

8 years ago Lily Garner
On Oscar night, Emma Watson had everyone confused in two ways. First, with the spelling of her temporary Time’s Up tattoo. Second with her alleged date, Chord Overstreet. Emma was seen leaving the Vanity Fair after-party. Sources tell Page Six that 27-year-old Emma and 29-year-old Chord are dating, ..

Elizabeth Hurley Announced The Birth Of Hugh Grant’s Fifth Child

8 years ago Lily Garner
Sad news for Colin Firth. His Bridget Jones co-star Hugh Grant might be too busy to be an effective scandal coach because he’s probably elbow deep in infant poop right about now. Wait, who are we kidding? Hugh’s probably never changed an infant’s diaper in his life (though I wouldn’t put a little ad..

Jessica Chastain Is Killing Her Haters With Kindness (And Cash)

8 years ago Lily Garner
Most of the time when someone comments with a wise-ass remark to a story on the Internet, I handle it with grace and elegance like I imagine Duchess Kate would. Nah, I definitely stalk their ass on social media while I burp up the two pints of Halo Top I just ate and try and find flaws before making..

Open Post: Hosted By Canadian Douche Jesus 

8 years ago Lily Garner
The best response for that picture is Justin Bieber’s leg tattoo of Jesus rolling his eyes like, “Bitch, have a seat.” A quick second after E! News said that he and his on-and-off-and-on-and-off-and-on again piece, Selena Gomez, are on a break, the Biebs posted two pictures on Instagram of him airi..

Jennifer Lawrence Is Having A Dry Spell, And STI Fear May Be To Blame

8 years ago Lily Garner
Sigh, it seems like only yesterday when I wasn’t such a Grandma Gay and spent most weekends trolling for D on Saturday and taking some preemptive penicillin on Monday. Alas, Jennifer Lawrence thinks it’s a time to seek shelter since she’s a germaphobe and basically is The Sun nabbed a quick intervi..

Lisa Bonet Wasn’t Really Surprised By The Allegations Against Bill Cosby

8 years ago Lily Garner
When dozens of allegations against Bill Cosby came back up in 2015, everyone had an opinion on America’s Dad, including America’s Dad’s children. For example, Rudy Huxtable made it real clear that she loves Bill Cosby, and will most likely be tearfully tossing a Jell-O jiggler onto his coffin when h..