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Angelina Jolie Might Be Trying To Get With Garett Hedlund

8 years ago Lily Garner
While Brad Pitt is allegedly celibate, Angelina Jolie is rumored to be dating again. So forget what you’ve heard about Angelina spending her Friday nights alone with a crossword puzzle and a glass of wine. According to Radar, Angelina has her eyes locked on Garrett Hedlund. Sources say that Garrett..

Open Post: Hosted By Oregon’s LSD Of A Tourist Ad

8 years ago Lily Garner
I went to Oregon for the first time late last year, and I was sad the entire state wasn’t built around a 1,000-foot bronze statue of Tonya Harding. What a missed opportunity. It’s a pretty state, but a new commercial from Oregon’s official tourism body dropped a video that is “based on actual events..

Snapchat Is Sorry For Running An Ad That Joked About Slapping Rihanna

8 years ago Lily Garner
Snapchat isn’t having such a great 2018. The queen of their target market (vapid millennials) might have sank their stock with a single tweet. And now they’re taking heat for an ad that they ran featuring a joke about slapping Rihanna, that also just so happened to co-star a joke about Chris Brown. ..

Burt Reynolds Fell In Love With Sally Field When She Was 7

8 years ago Lily Garner
Burt Reynolds is 82 years old. Some people in their 80s are still sharper than the spines on a cat’s dick and have got the energy of youngins a third of their age (see: Rita Moreno and Jane Fonda). But other people in their 80s, have the energy of a corpse that’s been reanimated using half-depleted ..

Taylor Swift Thinks Joe Alwyn Is The One And Wants To Get Engaged

8 years ago Lily Garner
That’s right, pay no attention to Taylor Swift’s possibly-plagiarized video, and instead focus on the image of her in a wedding dress with Joe Alwyn. A source tells UsWeekly that a wedding between Taylor and Joe might very well happen. At least if Taylor gets her way. Taylor has allegedly retired h..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Page Six was right. Vanessa Trump filed for divorce from Donald Trump Jr. after 12 years of marriage. They have five children, which means that Vanessa boned on Don Jr. at least five times. I’m pretty sure that New York State law says that if you bone a Trump more than five times, you are eligible t..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Lily Garner
Embed from Getty Images Dee Snider (63) Jai Courtney (31) Eva Amurri (33) Kellan Lutz (33) Young Buck (37) Eva Longoria (43) Will.i.am (43) Mark Hoppus (46) Penny Lancaster (47) Kim Raver (49) Mark McGrath (50) Rockwell (54) Bret Michaels (55) Terence Trent D’Arby (56) Fabio (59) Renny Harlin (59) ..

T.J. Miller Has Settled With The Uber Driver He Allegedly Beat Up

8 years ago Lily Garner
On the spectrum of T.J. Miller is a Mess scale of trainwreck measurement, this story about T.J. Miller probably falls at the absolute lowest end of the spectrum. And that’s got me all kinds of confused. Because if T.J. Miller isn’t acting like an extra-crispy entitled egomaniac, then is it even a T...