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Birthday Sluts

 8 years ago Fiona Watkins
Embed from Getty Images Lara Flynn Boyle (48) Keisha Castle-Hughes (28) Finn Jones (30) Valentin Chmerkovskiy (31) Chris Bosh (34) Nivea (36) Jack Swagger (36) Lake Bell (39) Jessica Chastain (41) Peyton Manning (42) Alyson Hannigan (44) Jim Parsons (45) Tig Notaro (47) Sharon Corr (48) Jeff Lewis ..

Hot Slut Of The Day!

 8 years ago Danielle Murray
JOSTA COLA! Since the beginning of Dlisted, there’s been over 4,000 Hot Slut of the Days. So sometimes I think I’ve done them all, but I truly haven’t since Josta Cola hasn’t been HSOTD until now. There are still many people who wake up in the middle of the night screaming, “I can wait for the seco..

Burt Reynolds Explains What He Meant To Say On “Today”

 8 years ago Fiona Watkins
If it looks like a doddering old pepaw, and makes weird, questionable remarks like a doddering old pepaw, then guess what. It’s a doddering old peeaw! That’s the lesson learned from Burt Reynolds’ attempt to explain his “say what now?” comments to Hoda Kotb on Today about her purdy mouth and his lov..

Matt Damon Speaks Out About Ben Affleck’s Tattoo

 8 years ago Scarlett Newton
After taking a vow of silence from opining on the important hot topics of the day, Matt Damon is dipping his toes in the waters of controversy once again by giving his honest and unfiltered opinion on one of the most important issues facing not just Hollywood but all of mankind: Ben Affleck’s back t..

Drew Barrymore Doesn’t Hate Jake Gyllennhaal

 8 years ago Lily Garner
During a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts on Wednesday night’s episode of The Late Late Show with James Corden, Drew Barrymore was faced with the lose-lose decision of ranking the talent of three past co-stars or eating turkey nuts. Drew is a vegetarian, so she avoided eating those balls by..

Craigslist Has Shut Down Their Personals Section Thanks To Congress 

 8 years ago Fiona Watkins
Traditional sluts who still used Craigslist’s casual encounters section are pouring out a bottle of Wet Platinum lube today over the loss of a classic ho shit tool. Craigslist has closed the sticky, greasy doors of their personals section (which includes casual encounters and missed connections) aft..

Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell Coming For Doritos 

 8 years ago Danielle Murray
Pretty soon, you won’t have to worry about spending a half hour in a crowded drive-thru lane to decimate your G.I. tract with some Taco Bell – it will be served in a chip aisle nearest you! Someone might need to dial Doritos to say “You in danger, gurl” because Taco Bell is launching its own line of..