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Night Crumbs

8 years ago Isabell Rose
While on vacation with his “best friend” Chris Hemsworth, Matt Damon got shat on by a bird. Either that bird saw Downsizing, or Ben Affleck is now a bird trainer and trained that bird to fly off to Australia to caca on Matt for cheating on him with Thor – Just Jared Meanwhile, Prince Hot Ginge and ..

Tom Arnold Went After Ex-Wife Roseanne On Twitter

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
We’re going to party like it’s the early 90s because Tom Arnold is tearing into his ex-wife Roseanne Barr in public. Roseanne’s new/old show is a smash hit, and yesterday we had a post about A League Of Their Own. So put on your choker and your vintage sundress with a baby doll tee under it, and the..

Ryan Reynolds Joked About Divorce Rumors Online

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
The biggest successes of Ryan Reynolds’s career have been jokey anti-hero Deadpool and his bantering with the world on Twitter. Oh, and Nickolodeon’s Fifteen but I might be the only person who remembers that television epic.The IBTimes ran a piece from OK! about how Ryan and his wife Blake Lively ar..

Open Post: Hosted By Peeps-Flavored Beer 

8 years ago Danielle Murray
If you’ve ever wondered what a Peeps’ yeast infection tastes like, then I need to tell you that you’re a SUCIO freak who needs to get help immediately. But I also need to tell you that a brewery has answered your disgusting question. On this day, when we celebrate the original mega dramatic queen (..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
The #BarbiTwins A post shared by OFFICIALbarbitwins (@officialbarbitwins) on Dec 2, 2017 at 8:19am PST The Barbi Twins (55) Jesse Plemons (30) Lee DeWyze (32) Drew Van Acker (32) Thom Evans (33) Ashley Peldon (34) Yung Joc (35) Bethany Joy Lenz (37) Michael Fassbender (41) Aiden Turner (41) Justin..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Danielle Murray
Embed from Getty Images Jane Powell (89) Asa Butterfield (21) Mackenzie Davis (31) Kid Ink (32) Hillary Scott (32) Matt Lanter (35) Taran Killam (36) Randy Orton (38) Sam Huntington (36) Bijou Phillips (38) Jon Gosselin (41) David Oyelowo (42) Joe Francis (45) Rachel Maddow (45) Albert Hughes (46) ..

Stacey Dash’s One Constituent Must Be Very Disappointed

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Actress and Oscars 2016 human prop joke Stacey Dash has announced that she is no longer running for Congress. James Woods wept upon his $13.99 Dionne from Clueless quote print, as CNN read her official “withdrawal from the Congressional race” e-mail. Ms. Dash quit in an e-mail because press conferen..

Get Into “The Stolen Shrimp Rice Office Lunch” Saga

8 years ago Danielle Murray
Office situations can get weird. The right mix of people, an increasing amount of micro-aggressions, and someone taking something from the break room fridge that isn’t theirs can lead to heated drama. Witness writer/comedian Zak Toscani’s breathless Twitter coverage of a stolen lunch saga in his off..