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JoJo Keeps Trying

8 years ago Lily Garner
According to my sources, I just found out that JoJo is working on a new album or music venture or something, and that’s a real shame. I always thought she made a way better busty wannabe Instagram hottie than a busty wannabe singer. But don’t take my word for it. See for yourself below. I’m telling ..

Hailee Steinfeld Is A Hot New Breed Of Generic Crap Music

8 years ago Lily Garner
If you value your eardrums, I don’t recommend actually listening to this latest single “Capital Letters” from wannabe pop star (and wannabe model, and wannabe celeb) Hailee Steinfeld. It’s not bad, exactly. It’s just overproduced, Autotuned and totally generic. It could be anybody singing it. Luckil..

Annalynne McCord’s Hotness Still Exists

8 years ago Lily Garner
I’m pretty sure Annalynne McCord hasn’t technically been considered “famous” ever since her 90210 remake went off the air years ago. (And probably even before that, too.) But she’s always been hot enough for a pants fire or two, so I’m glad to see she’s trying to resurrect her career as a profession..

Alexis Ren Is Working Her Hot Body In All Angles!

8 years ago Lily Garner
As my regular readers know, I like to call Alexis Ren here the Hottest Woman on Instagram (TM), and for good reason. Her feed is so hot it’ll overheat your pants region and your phone. But apparently she’s trying to branch out these days, with her very own YouTube workout videos. And obviously, I’m ..

Emily Ratajkowski Naked In Bed

8 years ago Lily Garner
I don’t know who the current record-holder for most Instagram followers is, and I’m way too lazy to be bothered to look it up. All I know is, if it’s not Emily Ratajkowski, I demand a recount. Because out of all the professional Insta-hotties out there, Emily is hands down one of the best of the bes..

Nina Dobrev Is Hard At Work

8 years ago Lily Garner
Looks like Nina Dobrev is still on that “work” trip of hers, because here she is hard at work dancing in a sombrero on a yacht and eating hamburgers in her bra. And before any of you out there starting writing me emails saying neither of those things technically count as “work,” let me ask you: woul..

Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Hustling Hard

8 years ago Lily Garner
I guess Sara Jean Underwood must be making good money at this whole getting-perverts-to-crowdfund-her-hot-nobody-lifestyle scam, or at least enough for her to bring a friend or two along on her trips. But if Sara really wanted to have a good time, she should try bringing along a blogger. I think I c..

Bella Thorne’s Topless Goodness

8 years ago Lily Garner
It’s been at least a week since I’ve done a post on Bella Thorne, and that’s way too long to go without posting any new pictures of the world’s #1 professional Snapchat celebrity. So here’s Bella doing what she does best: posing topless and in lingerie for all her loyal perverts followers. At this r..