Sir Ian McKellen is 78 years old. The average life expectancy of a man in the UK is 79.4. So it’s only natural for him to regularly think about the day when a million “Sir Ian McKellen Has Left Us. What Is The Point Of Going On?” headlines pop up after he waltzes with the Grim Reaper up to the heave..

Victoria Beckham turned 44 yesterday, and she celebrated like any normal person would, with cake! Except since it’s Posh Spice, a woman who looks like she gets the heaves when she passes the butter in the grocery store, her version of cake isn’t actually cake. Posh showed us a few years ago that he..

Pack up your show and head down to the unemployment line, Tyra Banks, because the real ANTM is Stormy Daniels. Instead, in her case, ANTM stands for Another Naked Tattling Mistress, because not only is she about to show the world her MILF tits and ass once again in Penthouse,she’s also going to expo..

People’s annual Most Beautiful People issue has been around since 1990, and it’s gone through a couple changes over the years. It began as The 50 Most Beautiful People in the World, and then turned into The 100 Most Beautiful People in 2006, because beautiful people were clearly multiplying like bac..

Since vitamin C (for cynicism) is a nutrient that my body is never low on, I thought that Abby Lee Miller’s dramatic trips to the hospital from her suite at the halfway house were just STUNT QUEEN stunts to woo Lifetime executives into giving her another show. But according to a doctor who treated h..

Unfortunately, the book isn’t being written in ALL-CAPS., so it’s not 100-proof Kanye West. Kanye has dipped his ground-adjacent genius nub (what he probably calls his toe) into many things: music, fashion, reality TV marriage. But he recently returned to Twitter to tweet a philosophy book in real ..

I hope that Harry Anderson and Barbara Bush like bowing, because they’re going to be doing a lot of that while making their way to the afterworld with a true furry royal jewel (not to be confused with Prince Hot Ginge’s furry royal jewels). Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle are getting married in ..

Paula Patton debuted her new boyfriend (that Ronnie from Jersey Shore-looking one she’s holding hands with) on the ho stroll. There’s a good reason for why your douche detector may have gone off while looking at that pic. The rumor is that Paula’s new man is still married to the mother of his kids a..

On Saturday night Beyoncé transformed into the new Denise Huxtable when she treated the world to an HBCU experience with her performance at Coachella. At one point during her set, personified bullhorn DJ Khaled said that Coachella should now be renamed BeyChella in her honor. Nah, let’s just keep th..