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Open Post: Hosted By Victoria Beckham’s Non-Cake Birthday Cake

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Victoria Beckham turned 44 yesterday, and she celebrated like any normal person would, with cake! Except since it’s Posh Spice, a woman who looks like she gets the heaves when she passes the butter in the grocery store, her version of cake isn’t actually cake. Posh showed us a few years ago that he..

Abby Lee Miller Got Emergency Spinal Cord Surgery 

8 years ago Talia Irvine
Since vitamin C (for cynicism) is a nutrient that my body is never low on, I thought that Abby Lee Miller’s dramatic trips to the hospital from her suite at the halfway house were just STUNT QUEEN stunts to woo Lifetime executives into giving her another show. But according to a doctor who treated h..

Kanye West Is Writing A Philosophy Book In Real Time On Twitter

8 years ago Talia Irvine
Unfortunately, the book isn’t being written in ALL-CAPS., so it’s not 100-proof Kanye West. Kanye has dipped his ground-adjacent genius nub (what he probably calls his toe) into many things: music, fashion, reality TV marriage. But he recently returned to Twitter to tweet a philosophy book in real ..

Farewell, Willow, The Last Of THE QUEEN’S Corgis 

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
I hope that Harry Anderson and Barbara Bush like bowing, because they’re going to be doing a lot of that while making their way to the afterworld with a true furry royal jewel (not to be confused with Prince Hot Ginge’s furry royal jewels). Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle are getting married in ..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Paula Patton debuted her new boyfriend (that Ronnie from Jersey Shore-looking one she’s holding hands with) on the ho stroll. There’s a good reason for why your douche detector may have gone off while looking at that pic. The rumor is that Paula’s new man is still married to the mother of his kids a..

Beyoncé Will Donate $100,000 To Historically Black Universities

8 years ago Lily Garner
On Saturday night Beyoncé transformed into the new Denise Huxtable when she treated the world to an HBCU experience with her performance at Coachella. At one point during her set, personified bullhorn DJ Khaled said that Coachella should now be renamed BeyChella in her honor. Nah, let’s just keep th..