I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new Megan Fox hotness, but we’re in luck today, because the MILF hottie made the cover of Cosmopolitan France, for some reason. Anyway, I never paid much attention to French in school, but I’m pretty sure the article’s talking about how hot Megan is an..

Listen, you guys know I love Bella Thorne. It’s why I do all these posts on her. So I’m not trying to be mean here. This is coming from a place of love: Bella really needs to ditch this loser she’s been dating. Because I’m pretty sure you spend this much time in close proximity to an annoying douche..

I know it’s my job to cover these kinds of things, but I don’t think I’ll ever understand fashion magazines. Here’s Selena Gomez on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar‘s spring “Fashion Issue” and they got her posing with some dudes on dirt bikes because… fashion is “fearless.” But if they really wanted fe..

Here’s Kendall Jenner doing a photoshoot with a fake tabloid about how great and successful she is, because her entire family is obsessed with themselves. I’m also 99% sure Kendall kept that fake magazine to carry around in her bag and look at whenever bloggers like me call her a fake wannabe superm..

I always have trouble telling the Fanning sisters apart, but I’m pretty sure Elle Fanning is the one that gave up on acting in order to become a professional “model.” And so far, so good. Looks like she even made the cover of LOVE Magazine‘s February issue. I don’t really get why they dressed her up..

In case you needed any more evidence that the modeling business is totally f&%ed up, here’s Exhibit A: fake supermodel Bella Hadid has almost 17 million Instagram followers, while actual supermodel Kara Del Toro only has like 600,000. It just doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, on the bright side though..

Let’s see… Flowers, a heart-shaped chocolate box, red lingerie. It sure looks like this is some kind of early Valentine’s Day-themed present/photoshoot from one of my all-time favorite Insta-hotties Bryana Holly. And as much as I’m digging it, she didn’t need to bother with all those extra props. Ju..

Good news: looks like Ariel Winter‘s New Year’s Resolution to spend more time at the gym (and more time wearing spandex booty shorts) is still going strong. Which means my Resolution to spend more time locked in this Starbucks bathroom and less time wearing pants is still going too. Enjoy that menta..

Assuming you have access to a TV and/or Internet, you probably don’t need me to tell you guys that it was the Super Bowl yesterday. But here’s something you might not already know: apparently Sarah Hyland had a bunch of “#superbowl thoughts” to share with all her followers yesterday. Anyway, I don’t..