I’m a pretty smart guy (stop laughing), so I’m usually able to figure out these artsy photoshoots, but I’ve got no clue about this one. I mean, what does Hailey Clauson going topless possible have to do with a room full books or a magnifying glass? Unless both Hailey’s funbags and the magnifying gla..

As you guys probably know, I’m a big supporter of Elle Fanning‘s plan to go full hot nobody and really embrace the whole Instagram model lifestyle. But as much as I’m digging seeing her in skintight spandex here, I think she should take it easy at the gym. If anything, she needs to be putting on wei..

I’m still waiting for Josephine Skriver to call and hire me as her personal masseuse, but I guess I got overlooked for the gig because I’m not “professionally trained” or “qualified” and I “just want to put my filthy mitts all over a hot supermodel”. Whatever. Looks like I’ll just have to keep pract..

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–Izabela Guedes is meaty goodness –One big juicy booty –Abby is a hot piece –Bianca Gascoigne in a tight swimsuit –Selena Gomez is working it good –Bella Hadid in lingerie –Paris Hilton in lingerie –OMG! She is amazing –These are some HUGE boobs

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–Izabela Guedes is meaty goodness –One big juicy booty –Abby is a hot piece –Bianca Gascoigne in a tight swimsuit –Selena Gomez is working it good –Bella Hadid in lingerie –Paris Hilton in lingerie –OMG! She is amazing –These are some HUGE boobs

Here’s one for all you sci-fi nerds out there: Charlotte McKinney pretending to be a real model with a campy outer space-themed photoshoot. But luckily, even if you’re not into UFOs or retro space helmets or ancient computers, there’s still something here guaranteed to get the rest of you shooting o..

I know whenever I do a post on Demi Lovato, I usually point out how she’s looking a little chunky. But I’m trying to be nicer these days (stop laughing), so I promise not to draw attention to Demi’s chunk this time. Instead, we’ll just focus on what really matters: her meaty cleavage. There. See? I ..