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Lea Michele Got Engaged To A Man Named Zandy Reich

8 years ago Danielle Murray
Obnoxious TV chanteuse Lea Michele, she’s the irritating one (one, you ask?) from Glee, got engaged. The actress/songstress announced her engagement on Instagram (via People) with a pic of her finger and the sparkling and tasteful Fortress of Solitude now located upon it. Yes A post shared by Le..

Katy Perry Met The Pope

8 years ago Lily Garner
Taylor Swift must be in full on Serpentor rage mode this morning. Last night, she probably received a DM from her arch-nemesis Katy Perry depicting the “Swish Swish” bish posing with Pope Francis of all people! “Didn’t she kill A NUN?!?!“ Taylor must have hissed to whichever bicurious Victoria’s Sec..

Open Post: Hosted By The University Of Utah’s “Cry Closet”

8 years ago Talia Irvine
Anxiety is no joke. Millennials are often shaded for being entitled brats with little to no values and extremely lazy and what have you. But look at the world they’ve invented! There should be a cry closet in every home! Unfortunately, there’s only a prototype for now and it’s at the University of U..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Talia Irvine
Michelle Pfeiffer (60) Katherine Langford (22) Foxes (29) Crystal Harris (32) Amy Heidemann (32) Megan Boone (35) Jay Cutler (35) Tyler Labine (40) Derek Mears (46) Andre Agassi (48) Master P (48) Uma Thurman (48) Paul Adelstein (49) Carnie Wilson (50) Steven Blum (58) Eve Plumb (60) Daniel Day-Lewi..

Hot Slut Of The Day!

8 years ago Talia Irvine
The eye liner that will keep your eyes covered with glamour even if you’re sitting in a parked car that gets hit by another car going over 50mph! Whatever Kat Von D spends yearly on marketing for her line of make-up, she needs to send it all to Shelby Pagan, who left a hilarious review about the ey..

Kanye’s New Song Is Shit

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Celebrity Trumpette Kanye West has dropped a deuce of a new track on kanyewest.com, and you can take that completely literally. It’s his first new track since 2016 and it’s called “Lift Yourself” but the only heavy lifting involved seems to have been Yeezy lifting himself off the toilette after sque..

“Avengers: Infinity War” Is An Infinite Cash Cow

8 years ago Talia Irvine
As our weekend readers probably know by now, your Saturday/Sunday blogger is a big ole’ comic book nerd. This means that Avengers: Infinity War is the culmination of all my comic book nerd wet dreams. It has THIRTY PLUS Marvel superheroes battling evil death god Thanos. And without spoiling it, it’s..

Open Post: Hosted By A Worgie In A Box

8 years ago Isabell Rose
A “Worgie” is a combination Westie and Corgi! And they’re goddamn huggable. Don’t you want to kiss its intrusive little face? Via Laughing Squid, here’s a clip from way back in 2012 of a Worgie named Teddy trying to head-fuck an empty Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy box for the last one. They free him f..