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8 years ago Danielle Murray
Reese Witherspoon is continuing her quest to be the GOOP of the Pinterest-loving rich white preppy Southern city girl set by putting out a book called Whiskey in a Teacup. Please, if Reese was keeping it 100% real she’d call it, It’s Poon Time: Whiskey In A Paper Bag And Other Booze Recipes From An ..

Birthday Sluts

8 years ago Fiona Watkins
Jamie Dornan (36) Madeline Brewer (26) Katya Zamolodchikova (36) James Badge Dale (40) Darius McCrary (42) Julie Benz (46) Wes Anderson (49) Kelly Bensimon (50) D’Arcy Wretzky (50) Tim McGraw (51) Judge Marilyn Milian (57) Ray Parker Jr. (64) Glen Ballard (65) Dann Florek (68) Paul Teutul Sr. (69) J..

Hot Slut Of The Day!

8 years ago Danielle Murray
The dolphin who ByeBitch’d a human trespassing in its home! A human named Andrew Hill was doing some stand-up paddleboarding stuff off the coast of Gracetown in Western Australia when a pod of dolphins caught a wave and swam toward him. Another dude named Lucas Englert just so happened to be on th..

Dlisted Is Looking For Another Writer!

8 years ago Talia Irvine
That could be you handwriting a Dlisted post! (Although, all of us wish we had the poetic writing skills of the reincarnation of Jane Austen that is Katie Price.) Mieka, one of our writers who produces the important newsworthy food your brain needs, is taking a piece of the summer off from posting ..

The “Time’s Up” Movement Turns Its Attention To Cancelling R. Kelly

8 years ago Lily Garner
Robert Sylvester Kelly recently posted a message apologizing to his fans after a concert in his hometown of Chicago was canceled. R. Kelly said he was sorry that his stank breath and stinky cheese feet were so putrid, the CDC had to get involved and shut his show down. Haha, I’m kidding. His concert..

Claire Foy Will Get Back Pay To Close “The Crown” Wage Gap

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Hello, hello! I’m baaaaack and missed you all very much. Before I scampered off to guzzle all the booze on vacation, everyone was outraged Dr. Who was making more than THE QUEEN…at least the fictionalized version…in The Crown. Now, it appears producers of the Netflix show are ready to do Claire Foy ..