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Who Is April’s Hot Slut Of The Month? 

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Here at Dlisted, April was definitely the wettest month. Panty pudding geysers were released after watching musical stallion Jackson Parodi tickle the ivories of an accordion. Tears of happiness streamed down faces while reading the happy story of Karamel the squirrel who got two front wheels after ..

Caitlyn Jenner Is Going To Parliament In The UK To Speak About Diversity

8 years ago Scarlett Newton
Before today, the closest I would have pictured Caitlyn Jenner getting to the words “speaking in Parliament” might be an Instagram sponsored content ad for gimmicky teeth whitening gum from France called Parlez-Mints. But BuzzFeed says that Caitlyn will deliver a keynote diversity lecture to the UK ..

Open Post: Hosted By The 7-Min Vet Video On How To Handle A Pussy

8 years ago Lily Garner
If you’re looking for the secret way to pleasure a pussy, you’ve come to the right place! If you’re thinking about vaginas, you need to put soap in your mouth and find the nearest Sunday school. An esteemed veterinarian in Vancouver is one kind Canadian, and he’s here to teach us all the proper way ..

Colton Haynes And His Husband Of Six Months Are Done 

8 years ago Lily Garner
Now I’m not saying that Colton Haynes’ marriage to his flower daddy Jeff Leatham was doomed as soon as they chose Pimp Mama Kris to officiate their wedding, but I am saying that Colton Haynes’ marriage to his flower daddy Jeff Letham was doomed as soon as they chose Pimp Mama Kris to officiate their..

Stormy Daniels And Roseanne Barr Got Into It On Twitter

8 years ago Isabell Rose
Shake out those wrists and crack your knuckles, it’s time for another game of Tweet Fighter! Last time we played, Donald Trump get owned by Alec Baldwin. This time, it’s the president’s alleged mistress vs. the president’s favorite TV mom. Let’s get started but first you must choose your player. P..

Sebastian Stan Was Worried About Tom Hiddleston During The Taylor Swift Era 

8 years ago Isabell Rose
As hard as it is to fathom, we’re approaching two years since our eyes were served a heaping pile of “DA FUQQQQQQQ?” when Tom Hiddleston popped up to Rhode Island’s top event of the year (Taylor Swift’s not-so-annual 4thof July party, duh) wearing a “I Heart T.S.” tank top. It sounds like Bucky Barn..

Britney Spears Shows Off Her Bod And Her Man In Instagram Workout Videos

8 years ago Lily Garner
Britney Spears is gearing up for her Piece of Me tour which means working hard with her vocal coach to perfect every trill, run and key change in her repertoire. I kid, Brit’s hitting the home gym. The vocals will be shipped to the venue separately. She’s recently posted a clip of her working out wi..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Never mind Lionel Richie doing his best Price is Right model impersonation by presenting Katy Perry’s chichis to the photographers, ABC has renewed American Idol for a second season. Everybody will be back, which means Katy Perry will stuff another $25 million into her titty alley and Ryan Seacrest’..