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Open Post: Hosted By Jamie Dornan’s Story About Faking Pubic Hair

8 years ago Lily Garner
Jamie Dornan of 50 Shades of Utterly Boring Misrepresentation of BDSM fame is currently shilling the last chapter in the 50 Shades film franchise. Hence, he needs to come up with slightly salacious stories to go with his Christian Gray role. Either that or he knew this ridiculous one would go well w..

In “He Hadn’t Already?” News, Ewan McGregor Filed For Divorce

8 years ago Lily Garner
Ewan McGregor has unsurprisingly filed for divorce from his wife of 22 years, Eve Mavrakis, according to TMZ. Ewan and Eve have been publicly estranged since October, but he fast-tracked the demise of his marriage by getting papped kissing and holding hands with his Fargo co-star Mary Elizabeth Wins..

Kathy Griffin Says She Wasn’t Welcome At The Women’s March This Year

8 years ago Lily Garner
Self-appointed mayor of Zero Fucksville, Kathy Griffin, appears to still be in crisis ever since that pic of her holding a bloody Trump mask backfired on her. Kathy has since taken back her apology for the pic, but claims to still be experiencing fallout. Yesterday, Kathy tweeted that she wasn’t wel..

Justin Timberlake Thinks Las Vegas Residencies Are For Oldies

8 years ago Lily Garner
For someone who once sported hair that looked like you could purchase it for 99 cents at the Big Y, Justin Timberlake has a lot of opinions on what people should do with their lives. Case in point – his views on recording artists doing those Las Vegas residencies. You know, when a pop star sets up s..

Scarlett Johansson Dragged James Franco At The Women’s March

8 years ago Lily Garner
Vanity Fair reports that Scarlett Johansson wants to snatch back James Franco’s #TimesUp lapel pin due to his perceived hypocrisy when it comes women and sexual harassment. Look, she’s only worked with Woody Allen twice and it was before 2014 so you can stop sending her loan applications for that gl..

Tom Petty Died Of An Accidental Overdose

8 years ago Lily Garner
Rock icon Tom Petty ascended “ Into The Great Wide Open“ last October (twice!) at 66 and TMZ is reporting that the results of his autopsy have been released. Tom overdosed on a mix of whatever you can’t get over the counter at CVS without a prescription. Tom experienced multiple organ failure due t..

Ed Sheeran Got Engaged To Someone Other Than Taylor Swift

8 years ago Lily Garner
The human representation of Taylor Swift Marketing Ploy #25 (“Platonically befriend dudes who don’t look like your other model friends so the world sees you’re not shallow.“), Ed Sheeran, got engaged. Hopefully his future bride didn’t see him in that “End Game” video. Please stop chucking the deuces..