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Assault With A Flying Burrito: A Taco Bell Tale

8 years ago Lily Garner
Some revolutions start with one small, quiet act: A whispered conversation in a dark alley, a covertly passed note exchanged between strangers, a silent but deadly fart emitted on a crowded city bus. And some revolutions start with an explosion of hot cheese. Well, one revolution started that way. ..

Erykah Badu Sees The Good In Hitler

8 years ago Lily Garner
If you saw Erykah Badu’s name trending on social media today and wondered why, I have bad news: it’s not because she showed up to an event in another awesome hat. Erykah spoke to David Marchese for an interview with Vulture that was probably supposed to be about this and that, but quickly turned mes..

The Rainbow Just Got Dim: Elton John Announced His Retirement From Touring

8 years ago Lily Garner
The gay mafia is frantically searching today for a new Debbie Corleone (who are we kidding? RuPaul has a lock on it), as Elton John made a surprising retirement announcement in New York on Wednesday. Before you start to shed tears of sequins, he’s going out at Cher-levels length with a three-year, 3..

The Man In The Barney The Dinosaur Costume Is Now A Tantric Sex Healer

8 years ago Lily Garner
Beloved/despised children’s mascot Barney the Dinosaur is into some weird shit. Vice reports that the man who spent ten years in the big purple suit (just the suit, not the voice), David Joyner, is a working as a tantra massage therapist and a spiritual energy healer. Not that that is weird. Who am ..

Melania Trump Changed Her Travel Plans In The Wake Of Stormy Daniels

8 years ago Lily Garner
It’s been a bit stormy at the White House this week, and it’s all because of the aftermath that Stormy Daniels was reportedly paid $130,000 a month to keep quiet about an affair with Donald Trump in the months leading up to the 2016 election. Many now think that Melania Trump is pissed about the Sto..