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Open Post: Hosted By Rita Ora Giving You Intergalactic Bordello Madam

8 years ago Lily Garner
When you’re a question mark’s favorite pop singer and people regularly mistake you for the wall, you have to pull some shit to make people pay attention to you. Like dress yourself up as a Miss Kitty from the future who just got jumped by a gang of silkie chickens. Clive Davis threw his annual pre-..

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

8 years ago Lily Garner
Baltimora! The Grammys are tonight, and I was going to scream, spit, slap, punch, knee, kick and stab at the Grammy people for never ever honoring the iconic Baltimora. But before I do that, I need to scream, spit, slap, punch, knee, kick and stab myself for never ever honoring the iconic Baltimora..

The Daily Mail Says That Melania Trump Has Been Staying In A Hotel

8 years ago Lily Garner
As soon as the story broke that Donald Trump had an alleged affair back in 2006 with porn star Stormy Daniels most people just kinda went ‘meh’ because that’s the least offensive thing he’s ever done. Well, his wife Melania Trump may have had a very different reaction. After discovering that her hus..

Open Post: Hosted By The Moment When Tom Cruise Broke His Ankle

8 years ago Lily Garner
The shady boys in the Scientology Celebrity Centre bathhouse are going to be busy today, Photoshopping David Miscavige behind Tom Cruise in that screen shot. Filming on the 984th Mission: Impossible movie, now called Mission: Impossible – Fallout went on hiatus for a while last year after Tommy Cru..

Jennifer Hudson Says David Otunga Needs To Get A Job!

8 years ago Lily Garner
The custody battle between Jennifer Hudson and her ex-fiance David Otunga is taking a sharp turn into Sticks and StonesLand with Jennifer’s recent claim that David does nothing but lie around the house all day watching old wrestling matches on YouTube in his drawls. In other words; He needs to get a..

Open Post: Hosted By Reba As The Kween Colonel Of KFC

8 years ago Lily Garner
Hillary Clinton may have come up short for the presidency, but sleep easy tonight, my fried food fans. Reba McEntire just used a chicken drummie to smash through the glass ceiling to become the first female Colonel Sanders for KFC! Considering how many times I’ve had an emotional breakdown drinking..