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Nelly Is Now Under Criminal Investigation For Sexual Assault In The UK

8 years ago Lily Garner
Nelly used to be the Band-Aid enthusiast who gave instructions on the best way to deal with a sudden rise in indoor temperature (1. Take off all your clothes). Lately he’s been known more as someone who has been racking up sexual assault allegations. A few weeks ago, Nelly was accused for a second a..

Posh Says The Spice Girls Aren’t Going On Tour

8 years ago Lily Garner
I’m sure your local TicketMaster office is in tears today over Victoria Beckham taking a giant Fashion Week dump on their dreams of her belting out a modern remix of “Not Such An Innocent Girl” during a solo arc at an upcoming Spice Girls reunion. All the spices got together for tea the other week, ..

“Fifty Shades Freed” Made A Ton Of Money This Weekend

8 years ago Lily Garner
Multiplex employees everywhere can finally begin to breathe a sigh of relief, for they’re finally in the Fifty Shades homestretch. Only a few more weekends of holding down their gag reflex when a middle-aged woman asks them for the 6,379th time if they’re so excited for the “climax” of the series. A..

Night Crumbs

8 years ago Lily Garner
Before winning a bronze medal with the other members of Team USA in the team figure skating event at the Winter Olympics, Adam Rippon said that he wants to make Reese Witherspoon proud. While I’d like to think that Adam Rippon is a random Reese Witherspoon stan, he said that because she said that he..

Open Post: Hosted By Peter Rabbit, An Ass Crack, And A Carrot….

8 years ago Lily Garner
You know where this is going… We’re living in a time when the ~eDgieSt~ and most controversial movie out isn’t the movie that’s supposed to be about BDSM (although, it’s not hard to be edgier than Fifty Shits Feed since that mess is about as edgy a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs). The most controver..

Vanessa Trump Was Taken To The Hospital After Opening Suspicious Package

8 years ago Lily Garner
…and it sadly wasn’t just her husband’s (Donald Trump Jr.) suspicious package like normal. As well all know, there isn’t a damn original idea out there these days, which is responsible for every 90s show getting rebooted. Unfortunately, some assholes are also rebooting the early 2000s trend of scari..