The future of print media looked bright a couple of weeks ago. Sure, circulation is down, but a solution had emerged: every magazine and newspaper article forward needed to involve Quincy Jones. Pawpaw Quincy may be 84, but with old age comes fewer and fewer fucks to give. He said he dated Ivanka Tr..

Brendan Fraser Says Former Golden Globes President Grabbed His Taint Remember Brendan Fraser? Yeah, neither did I, but apparently he’s back and he gave a long interview to GQ about where he’s been. Apparently he’s been nursing his taint after it was grabbed by Philip Berk, former president of the Ho..

British Racist Sends Fake Anthrax to Meghan Markle Meghan Markle just can’t catch a break. The Suits star turned princess has been forced to give up acting to become a royal, and now, according to The Evening Standard, some jackass sent her and Prince Harry a racist letter with white powder in it, w..

The NRA Pissed Off the Entire Cast of ‘Parks and Recreation’ Last Night In the wake of the latest high-profile school shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, the NRA has been floating all sorts of insanity. My favorite idiotic idea is “let’s give the teachers guns!” I ..

Image via Getty Twitter Users Ban R. Kelly From Wakanda Noooooope. Nah. Hell f**k nah. Wakanda is a beautiful and majestic land and the last thing we need is a creepy a$$ *alleged* pedophile deflowering all of its young queens. The other day, R. Kelly hopped on Twitter to let us know that he was h..

Tiffany Haddish To Host The 2018 MTV Movie & TV Awards Tiffany Haddish is set to host the 2018 MTV Movie & TV Awards. The network announced Thursday that the "Girls Trip" breakout star will host the ceremony in Los Angeles on June 18. The 38-year-old actress and comedian has seen her star rise since "Girls Trip" was released last summer. She's gone on to host "Saturday Night Live" and star in a Super Bowl commercial. Haddish also helped announce the Academy Award nominees last month and will appear on the Oscar telecast on March 4. She's also starring with Tracy Morgan in a new TBS sitcom called "The Last OG" and will appear alongside Kevin Hart in the film "Night School" later this year.