Amy Schumer Promised A Lifetime Of Blowies In Her Wedding Vows
9 years ago Lily GarnerEveryone knows marriage is the death of romance, and all you’re promised to is a lifetime of TV dinners and Matlock re-runs with your boo-thang. Putting a ring on it is always seen as a torpedo to bedroom acts and a catalyst to hiding your subscription to Brazzers from your spouse. Well, that was ho..