Night Crumbs
April 4, 2018
Adam Rippon and his tall drink of tattooed Finish leche boyfriend (name: Jussi-Pekka Kajaala), have gone Instagram official. It’s a good thing that Adam’s boyfriend is so much taller than him, because he’s going to need something to climb up when Sally Field chases after his evil ass for breaking her son’s heart into a billion pieces – Towleroad
It looks like relationship contract negotiations between the publicists of Shawn Mendes and Hailey Baldwin are going well – Lainey Gossip
My thoughts are with Prince George at this time, because his mom was caught doing her own grocery shopping. How embarrassing. Are they poor? – Celebitchy
Ex-Countess LuAnn says that “cabaret” is her calling. Err, okay, but based on the reviews of her singing in her show, I think “cabaret” would say it was a wrong number – Reality Tea
Aubrey O’Day is serving up “Body by [insert the name of the Kartrashian’s personal plastic surgeon]” – Drunken Stepfather
Celebrate this Hump Day with some vintage video of Jason Statham in a Speedo – Pajiba
*prepare to reach for the GONG* Jennifer Lopez must be many shades of blue over the end of Shades of Blue *aaand GONG!* – SOW
Kaley Cuoco is in Cosmopolitan looking like a look-for-less Daisy Duke – Popoholic
Emily RideAJetSki has never looked hotter to me, and yes I’m only saying that because of that joint – Hollywood Tuna
Tyrese Gibson is going to be a father to another child he hopefully won’t have to get into a messy custody fight over in a few years – Just Jared
Pic: Instagram