Night Crumbs
March 22, 2018
Since I’m not a superhero nerd, I didn’t jizz my urethra off over the full trailer for Deadpool 2, but I did do a double take after thinking that there’s cameos by a young Steve Buscemi and a young Tom Selleck. (SPOILER ALERT: It’s not a young Steve Buscemi or a young Tom Selleck. It’s just Alexander Skarsgard’s younger brother and someone who isn’t a young Tom Selleck.) – Lainey Gossip
“Okay, dad, call me out as a hooker, we need a storyline” is what I’m guessing Brandi Glanville said to her dad while brainstorming story arc ideas for her latest “reality” show – Celebitchy
Kelly Dodd can officially stop bitching about how she would be better off divorced, because she’s actually divorced now – Reality Tea
Someone is really excited about seeing sidewalk – Popoholic
Lena Waithe is on the cover of April’s Vanity Fair – Boy Culture
Shangela better be prepared to let out a “Halleboo!” when Lady Gaga gets her part cut from the remake of A Star Is Born after realizing that Shange stole all the spotlights – Towleroad
Amber Rose let the moronic trolls who stomped on her son’s joy (I won’t judge him for liking Taylor Swift) know that they’re broke – The Grapevine
RIP to the ears of the minion who is going to get a load of ALL-CAPS Kanye West screams for not filing the trademark for Yeezy fast enough – Just Jared
At first I thought that Emily RideAJetski was wearing a thong made out of a giant LEGO brick – Hollywood Tuna
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