Night Crumbs
March 12, 2018
Lifetime has released the first pictures from their newest zero-budget cheesy shit show masterpiece Meghan & Harry: A Royal Romance, including this one of fake Prince William, fake Duchess Kate, fake Meghan Markle and fake Prince Hot Ginge. That looks like a cross between a Pennysaver ad for a cheap mall strip jewelry store and a Pennysaver ad for a cheap dating site for busy professionals. And this trash hasn’t even aired yet and it’s already tearing my family into pieces! I had to disown my own mother when I showed her the first photos of the dude playing PHG, and she said, “He’s playing Prince Harry?! But he’s better looking!” – SOW
Chris Pratt ate sushi with a mysterious blonde (that’s not a euphemism) – Lainey Gossip
I was going to say that Hugh Laurie is too old to play Prince Philip in season 3 of The Crown, but wasn’t Prince Philip like 189 years old in the 1960s? So therefore Hugh Laurie is too young! – Celebitchy
Eva the Diva once again denies that she’s ever bumped ‘ginas with Missy Elliot – Reality Tea
It looks like Olivia Munn has been diagnosed with that Hollywood virus where she suffers from cold arms but overheated midriff – Drunken Stepfather
Black Panther is making all the money – Pajiba
Krysten Ritter is giving you intergalactic Elvira – Popoholic
The look on the right is the expensive version and the look on the left is the cheaper one, right? – OMG Blog
Bella Thorne is still out there delivering loads of “cracked out lot lizard at a rave” – Hollywood Tuna
Colin Firth’s wife’s side piece turned stalker says he’s not a stalker – Just Jared
Hubert de Givenchy, the founder of the house of Givenchy, has died at 91 – Towleroad
Pic: Lifetime