Night Crumbs
March 9, 2018
I was planning to write a post about Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle working on International Women’s Day, but my busted eye started fucking with me again. I blame the dog in that pic. I rolled my eyes so hard at that home wrecker puppy desperately flirting with PHG. Hey, pooch, if I wanted to see a brown-haired slobbery hard-up mess (who loves sniffing on ass and crotch) act every kind of thirsty at the sight of PHG, I’d look at my reflection in my monitor again – Lainey Gossip
THE QUEEN now no longer has to whisper, “Can you believe my grandson is marrying a basic cable American divorcee who won’t even go to heaven with him since she’s not a member of MY church?“, during Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s wedding – Celebitchy
Note to every restaurant owner in New Jersey: glue down your tables and chairs, because the Real Messes of New Jersey are filming again soon – Reality Tea
I don’t know why everyone is scared about North Korea having weapons of mass destruction when Stormy Daniels might have an even worse weapon of mass destruction in her phone – Towleroad
Today is the last ever day of International Women’s Day because total equality has been reached and sexism is over now that McDonald’s has turned their M upside down – Jezebel
FYI, Shiplap Gaines is a boy – Starcasm
At first I thought that proud resident of ThirstVille Lea Michele was covering her nips with the seatbelt, and I thought, “Looks about right.” – Popoholic
Michael B. Jordan’s production company has vowed to have an inclusion rider on all of their projects – A.V. Club
Because of statute of limitations, no charges will be made against the agent who Terry Crews accused of sexually assaulting him – The Hollywood Reporter
And now let’s end with a headline from The Daily Mail that is presented with comment:
Pic: @KensingtonRoyal