Night Crumbs
March 6, 2018
In case you missed it, Disney burped up the teaser trailer for Mary Poppins Returns during the Oscars last night. You know, if you watch it on mute, it looks like a trailer for a really terrifying horror movie and not just because Ben Whishaw’s hairy turd of a stache makes him look like the court has ordered him to stay at least 10 yards away from schools – Pajiba
This little tidbit is porn to anyone who has written Black Panther fanfic about Nakia and M’Baku doing each other – Lainey Gossip
I don’t know if Emma Stone should fire her stylist for giving her pocket tits, or fire herself for agreeing to wear pocket tits – Celebitchy
Stormi Webster made her debut on Snapchat. So I guess we should expect Snapchat to announce layoffs since they probably made it rain a mountain of money on Kylie Jenner’s fitness ball ass after she dissed them – Reality Tea
James Ivory of Merchant and Ivory became the oldest Oscar winner ever at 89, but what I was really shocked to learn is that he’s not British! – Towleroad
When you want to look like Alexis Carrington going to her enemy’s funeral but are on a budget, this is what you end up with – Drunken Stepfather
Alex Pettyfer wants you to see his nalgas – OMG Blog
What in drowned black swan HELL is Hailey Baldwin wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
Lana Del Rey did You Must Love Me from Evita, and she sounds like a ghost on downers. So like signature Lana Del Rey, basically – Jezebel
The Lonely Island shared the rejected song they wrote for the Oscars. The Vin Diesel part is definitely a thought that the real Vin Diesel has really had – SOW
I was hoping that Rita Moreno would become the first double EGOT winner, but I guess this guy works too – Just Jared
No Crystal, no care – TVLine
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