Madison Beer Sexy Out In All Black

Madison Beer Sexy Out In All Black

Madison Beer is an angel in all black. I know it’s hard to look heavenly in that color but Beer pulled it off with such grace. My mother used to tell me when I was growing up that it was only appropriate to wear all black when you’re in mourning so my hope is Madison is dressed for my funeral after I died and went to heaven after seeing her angelic face. Women don’t come much better looking than her at all. And if they do they don’t have the last name of my favorite beverage. What’s not to love about this woman?

There are very few reasons why anyone would need to wear all black and since I’m still alive my next guesses would have to be she’s either in training to become a ninja or plans on being involved in a home invasion later that evening. I’d like to steer her away from any life of artful assassination or crime and let her know she can stealthily sneak into my humble abode if she needs help financially. My doors and arms will be wide open just waiting for her to show up. Sometimes the music industry is rough and royalties don’t pay what they used to but with me as a boyfriend she would never need to worry about any of that.

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