Kaitlyn Bristowe Sextastic Swimsuit Wedgie

Kaitlyn Bristowe Sextastic Swimsuit Wedgie

If this isn't the perfect picture demonstrating mankind's hubris then I don't know what is. Kaitlyn Bristowe holding a cup without a lid while at the beach has got to be the most baldfaced depiction of confidence that I have ever seen. Not only does she walk around with it while on the sand, but she chooses to carry it into the water as well.

I do not allow myself to drink out of anything other than a child's sippy cup. That keeps all of the sand, hypodermic needles, and piss out of my beer. But by Kaitlyn taking her drink into the water she is even increasing her risk of exposure to e coli. And worse yet, she is risking losing her drink to the unforgiving ocean. To me, that is damn near unforgivable.

I have grown to tolerate a lot in this cold world. I can ignore domestic disputes. I can turn a blind eye to poor parenting. But I cannot tolerate reckless actions toward a beverage, especially one holding alcohol. That is one value that my father instilled in me at a young age. so far the love of everything holy, Kaitlyn, please put a lid on it.

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