Joanna Krupa Poses In A Bunch of Sexy Outfits

Joanna Krupa Poses In A Bunch of Sexy Outfits

Looks like the Ghost of Kitchens Past has come back to remind us all of what we are missing out on. Joana Krupa going about her household tasks is the wet dream of the '50s and it is enough to bring a tear to my eye. Any woman willing to mop a floor while wearing heels is one worthy of having a ring put on her finger. Joana is worthy of that for a multitude of reasons, but this serves to prove that she is probably the most eligible bachelorette in the country.

I like that she has the sense to wear proper personal protective equipment. I don't want any of those harsh chemicals to destroy her soft hands. I have plans for those and they don't involve the smell of the power of Pine-Sol. Call me a square, but I don't consider pine to be an aphrodisiac. Mahogany, of course. Oak, sure. But I have too many memories from my childhood of pine associated with sap covering my hands, and that is a total boner killer. Seriously, nothing scares an erection away faster than thinking you just super glued your hand to your dick.

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